With all we know about animal cruelty, as well as the health problems that come with eating animals, isn’t it time we put a stop to this? We’re talking to YOU, Celebrities who Pound It!
Disgusting! For shame, Tori – somewhere a cow is missing a rib because of you!
How would you feel if someone came along, knocked you out with a hammer and ground you up into taco meat?
You should know better, Mischa!
Why can’t you celebrities be more like Ed Sheeran, and eat a gigantic bowl of pasta instead?
Unfortunately, this pasta is made with eggs, which is basically baby chicken murder. But at least he’s trying.
Some of us want to see a better world without mass animal genocide. Of course, not everyone feels that way.
Is that a Meat Lover’s Pizza you’re Pounding, Meat Lover? MURDER!!!
I hope you carnivores sleep well!
Posted in Pounders of the Helpless
Tagged BBQ, Carnivores, Ed Sheeran, Mischa Barton, Mitt Romney, No Meat, Pasta, Pizza, Pork Roast, Ribs, Tacos, Tori Spelling, Vincent Price
We admire Miz Lawrence for a number of reasons. First, she’s a great actress. Second, she seems like someone who would be fun to hang with. Third, in a snapshot of the first 5 rows at the Oscars, where there were many in possession of a slice of pizza, only one person had the courage to jam it in there and Pound It, sauce stains be damned. We salute you, Jennifer!
Ms. Munn is an amazing actress and a presence unlike any other. She lights up the room like a 1500 watt halogen fuckin’ heatlamp. And when she Pounds It, everything else in the world matters just a little less. Olivia, you RULE.
We hope everyone out there, celebrities and non-celebrities alike, will have a wonderful Independence Day weekend – if you’re in any other country in the world aside from the USA, we hope you just have a generally nice, typical 2-day weekend. Please groove on this glimpse of mega-cutie Paris Hilton as she Pounds a Petite Slice of Pizza. Happy 4th! #CPI
We love you, Paris!
The show is light on dialogue, but the first row smells DELIGHTFUL.
Every century or so, a person comes along with such a commanding presence and affability that just seeing their picture makes you happy. For us, that person is Jerry Orbach. And when we see Jerry Orbach destroying a slice of pizza, that makes us doubly happy, if not triply happy. Mainly because of how happy he looks as he engages in said Pounding.
Jerome Bernard Orbach
Fat Slice of Pizza
He was and is one of our most beloved Americans. Nobody is more deserving of his own street in NYC.
We love you and miss you, Jerry!
Dig in to the clip below, starting at 2:30. Dude knows his pies. He describes each pizza place with so much affection, you know he Pounds It whenever the opportunity arises.
Stew Beef name checks the following places in New York City - Lombardi's, Grimaldi's, Totonno's, Arturo's, John's on Bleecker (or the Upper West Side), Denino's on Staten Island, and Joe's on Carmine Street. All of them merit Serious Pounding.
Holla to Fascati in Brooklyn Heights and Two Boots in the East Village, as well as all the Ray’s, Famous Ray’s, Original Ray’s, and every other Ray-related pizza place in NY! CPI loves you!
Posted in A list pounders, Comedy Pounders
Tagged Arturo's, Brooklyn, Brooklyn Fold, Denino's, Donald Trump, Fascati, Grimaldi's, Joe's, John's, Jon Stewart, Lombardi's, NYC, Pizza, Pounding It, Sarah Palin, Slices, Totonno's