Tag Archives: Pizza

Celebrities, Please! Don’t You Know Meat is MURDER?

MURDER!

MURDER!

With all we know about animal cruelty, as well as the health problems that come with eating animals, isn’t it time we put a stop to this? We’re talking to YOU, Celebrities who Pound It!

Disgusting!  For shame, Tori – somewhere a cow is missing a rib because of you!

Disgusting! For shame, Tori – somewhere a cow is missing a rib because of you!

How would you feel if someone came along, knocked you out with a hammer and ground you up into taco meat?

You should know better, Mischa!

You should know better, Mischa!

Why can’t you celebrities be more like Ed Sheeran, and eat a gigantic bowl of pasta instead?

Unfortunately, this pasta is made with eggs, which is basically baby chicken murder.  But at least he’s trying.

Unfortunately, this pasta is made with eggs, which is basically baby chicken murder. But at least he’s trying.

Some of us want to see a better world without mass animal genocide. Of course, not everyone feels that way.

Is that a Meat Lover’s Pizza you’re Pounding, Meat Lover?  MURDER!!!

Is that a Meat Lover’s Pizza you’re Pounding, Meat Lover? MURDER!!!

I hope you carnivores sleep well!

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Jennifer Lawrence Engages in a Very Public Pizza Pounding!

We admire Miz Lawrence for a number of reasons. First, she’s a great actress. Second, she seems like someone who would be fun to hang with. Third, in a snapshot of the first 5 rows at the Oscars, where there were many in possession of a slice of pizza, only one person had the courage to jam it in there and Pound It, sauce stains be damned. We salute you, Jennifer!

Gorgeous!

Gorgeous!

Olivia Munn is Pounding Pizza Like a Champ!

Ms. Munn is an amazing actress and a presence unlike any other. She lights up the room like a 1500 watt halogen fuckin’ heatlamp. And when she Pounds It, everything else in the world matters just a little less. Olivia, you RULE.

Damn!

Damn!

Paris Hilton Pounding For The Weekend (to be sung to the tune of Loverboy’s “Everybody’s Working for the Weekend”)

We hope everyone out there, celebrities and non-celebrities alike, will have a wonderful Independence Day weekend – if you’re in any other country in the world aside from the USA, we hope you just have a generally nice, typical 2-day weekend. Please groove on this glimpse of mega-cutie Paris Hilton as she Pounds a Petite Slice of Pizza. Happy 4th! #CPI

We love you, Paris!

We love you, Paris!

Sofia Vergara Pounds It Onstage in her One Woman Show, “I Alone Will Pound This Entire Pizza”, Written and Directed By Sofia Vergara

The show is light on dialogue, but the first row smells DELIGHTFUL.

Brava!!

Brava!!

A Master Class in Pounding It, featuring Jerry Orbach!

Every century or so, a person comes along with such a commanding presence and affability that just seeing their picture makes you happy.  For us, that person is Jerry Orbach.  And when we see Jerry Orbach destroying a slice of pizza, that makes us doubly happy, if not triply happy.  Mainly because of how happy he looks as he engages in said Pounding.

Jerome Bernard Orbach 1995-2004 Fat Slice of Pizza 2002-2002

Jerome Bernard Orbach
1935-2004
Fat Slice of Pizza
2002-2002

He was and is one of our most beloved Americans. Nobody is more deserving of his own street in NYC.

We love you and miss you, Jerry!

We love you and miss you, Jerry!

Jon Stewart shows Trump and Palin the Art of the Pound.

Dig in to the clip below, starting at 2:30.  Dude knows his pies.  He describes each pizza place with so much affection, you know he Pounds It whenever the opportunity arises.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-1-2011/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad

Stew Beef name checks the following places in New York City - Lombardi's, Grimaldi's, Totonno's, Arturo's, John's on Bleecker (or the Upper West Side), Denino's on Staten Island, and Joe's on Carmine Street. All of them merit Serious Pounding.

Holla to Fascati in Brooklyn Heights and Two Boots in the East Village, as well as all the Ray’s, Famous Ray’s, Original Ray’s, and every other Ray-related pizza place in NY!  CPI loves you!