Tag Archives: Pasta

Celebrities, Please! Don’t You Know Meat is MURDER?

MURDER!

MURDER!

With all we know about animal cruelty, as well as the health problems that come with eating animals, isn’t it time we put a stop to this? We’re talking to YOU, Celebrities who Pound It!

Disgusting!  For shame, Tori – somewhere a cow is missing a rib because of you!

Disgusting! For shame, Tori – somewhere a cow is missing a rib because of you!

How would you feel if someone came along, knocked you out with a hammer and ground you up into taco meat?

You should know better, Mischa!

You should know better, Mischa!

Why can’t you celebrities be more like Ed Sheeran, and eat a gigantic bowl of pasta instead?

Unfortunately, this pasta is made with eggs, which is basically baby chicken murder.  But at least he’s trying.

Unfortunately, this pasta is made with eggs, which is basically baby chicken murder. But at least he’s trying.

Some of us want to see a better world without mass animal genocide. Of course, not everyone feels that way.

Is that a Meat Lover’s Pizza you’re Pounding, Meat Lover?  MURDER!!!

Is that a Meat Lover’s Pizza you’re Pounding, Meat Lover? MURDER!!!

I hope you carnivores sleep well!

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Nobody Destroys Carbs Like Jim Carrey. Check Him Out – He is Pounding It!

You all know that Mr. Carrey is pure gold.  He throws himself into his various roles, much like he is throwing himself into this plate of pasta with bread and salad on the side.  Jim, you rule.  Keep on Pounding It!

So fucking COOL!

So fucking COOL!

Heidi Klum could probably fit a few more noodles on that fork, but still, Well Pounded, Heidi!

Quite a babe.  Quite a pounding.

We'd Pound That.

Rupert Murdoch Pounding It

Rupert pounds happily, knowing that one of his suits it standing by with a follow-up Pasta Pound (left).

Media moguls: they Pound like the rest of us!

Celebrity Pound Off #2 – Khloe Kardashian VS Vince Vaughn

They are both neck in neck, but Vince seems to be really going for the gusto with his signature, one bite pound to wind over Khloe. Good job to both.

Man, women, wild pounding