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Pound-Hacked!

Apologies to our readers – someone got into our system and posted a rant about meat. We are trying to remedy the situation, but we don’t seem to be able to delete the offending entry. We are working on it, but in the meantime, here are a couple of pictures of dogs pounding desserts.

Look at this little guy! Very non-controversial!

Look at this little guy! Very non-controversial!

Such a creamy treat for a cute puppy doggy! And he got a little bit on his nose!

Such a creamy treat for a cute puppy doggy! And he got a little bit on his nose!

Hey where the fuck did this guy come from?

Hey, where the fuck did this guy come from?

That’s more like it!

That’s more like it!

Again, sorry to Mitt Romney, Mischa Barton, Tori Spelling, Ed Sheeran and Vincent Price.

Celebrities, Please! Don’t You Know Meat is MURDER?

MURDER!

MURDER!

With all we know about animal cruelty, as well as the health problems that come with eating animals, isn’t it time we put a stop to this? We’re talking to YOU, Celebrities who Pound It!

Disgusting!  For shame, Tori – somewhere a cow is missing a rib because of you!

Disgusting! For shame, Tori – somewhere a cow is missing a rib because of you!

How would you feel if someone came along, knocked you out with a hammer and ground you up into taco meat?

You should know better, Mischa!

You should know better, Mischa!

Why can’t you celebrities be more like Ed Sheeran, and eat a gigantic bowl of pasta instead?

Unfortunately, this pasta is made with eggs, which is basically baby chicken murder.  But at least he’s trying.

Unfortunately, this pasta is made with eggs, which is basically baby chicken murder. But at least he’s trying.

Some of us want to see a better world without mass animal genocide. Of course, not everyone feels that way.

Is that a Meat Lover’s Pizza you’re Pounding, Meat Lover?  MURDER!!!

Is that a Meat Lover’s Pizza you’re Pounding, Meat Lover? MURDER!!!

I hope you carnivores sleep well!

Mischa Barton – Quite the Hot Hollywood Pounder!

The secret to keeping it together in the celebrity game – Stay Hungry.  Mischa  has no problems there.

Either salmon or chicken. Surprisingly hard to tell.