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The World Was Screaming Out for a “Pounding Kardashian.” This Will Have To Do.

Kim Kardashian is totes super busy right now, what with the media and fashion empires and all, but that doesn’t mean the world doesn’t want to watch her Pound It.  Well folks, #CPI isn’t going to let a bunch of angry emails bully us into bullying Kim for a Celebrity Pounding.  You’re getting Kourtney Pounding It, and that’s that.

Look at her go, Pounding It for Team K!

Look at her go, Pounding It for Team K! Thank you, E! Online!

Who are we kidding?  We know what you want to see…

Ahhhh... the Pound Craving has been sated.

Ahhhh… the Pound Craving has been sated.

Delightful, no?  We love you Kourtney and Kim!  #CPI

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Kim Kardashian in a Delicious Webcam Pound!

Noodles go better with Skype.  Well Pounded, Ms. Kardashian!

So Pretty! And So Pounding It!

Kim Kardashian is Back on the Market… and she is Pounding It!

We’re sorry to hear that Kim and Kris didn’t last.  Marriage is a sacred promise, and not to be treated lightly.  But we think it’s always been clear, Kim’s true love is Pounding It.  Seriously.  Google “Kim Kardashian Eating.” It will blow your computer right the fuck up.

Looking for answers in a big fluffy pink cloud of cotton candy.

It’s not that they didn’t try, but when he is in love with her, and she is in love with Pounding It, problems are gonna come up.

"Geez, that woman is INSATIABLE! She wants to Pound It 7 or 8 times a day!"

Good luck to you both – we hope you find what you’re looking for.

CPI

Kim Kardashian was Born to Pound It.

She is grace in motion.  The fork simply floats to her mouth.  She chews without chewing.  Nice work Kim!

An admirer from another table sent her that salmon to Pound. Much classier than sending a drink. HT to Socialite Life!

McPOUND!

Start it off with a little Kardashian Eye Candy…

Loves McDonalds, hates shirts. Little hats are okay.

And something for the ladies…

Pitt Pound at the McDonalds drive thru. Please don't notice him.

And a little bit of Olympian FTW…

Michael Phelps needs to Pound 10,000 calories a day to keep his swim energy up. Luckily, that's the exact number contained in his Big Mac Value Meal (pictured).

Adrien Brody (left) and Gerard Butler (right) are Pounding the Arches Courtside!

Try to keep the grease off the court, fellas.

And a couple of Hot Hollywood Babes Pounding It!

A Pound in Four Parts, courtesy of Katy Perry

Megababe Charlize Theron, Pounding It on the Go

"Hey Hollywood - can you please stop Pounding all of my potential voters?"

#CPI

 

 

Kim Kardashian, no surprise – POUNDING IT!

Say what you will, the girl knows how to pound it.

Two-Fisted Pound Action from a past Pounder of the Month

POUND FAIL!

Kim Kardashian, c’mon, we thought you were better than that, you are the queen. Take off that lid before pounding that Kefir!

POUND FAIL!