Tag Archives: Ice Cream

Pound-Hacked!

Apologies to our readers – someone got into our system and posted a rant about meat. We are trying to remedy the situation, but we don’t seem to be able to delete the offending entry. We are working on it, but in the meantime, here are a couple of pictures of dogs pounding desserts.

Look at this little guy! Very non-controversial!

Look at this little guy! Very non-controversial!

Such a creamy treat for a cute puppy doggy! And he got a little bit on his nose!

Such a creamy treat for a cute puppy doggy! And he got a little bit on his nose!

Hey where the fuck did this guy come from?

Hey, where the fuck did this guy come from?

That’s more like it!

That’s more like it!

Again, sorry to Mitt Romney, Mischa Barton, Tori Spelling, Ed Sheeran and Vincent Price.

Advertisements

One of These Pounds Is Not Like the Other

Come on, Glamour Pounders! Let’s see you all turn to the right, pick up that spoon full of food, and Start Pounding!

We begin with the Gold Standard of Celebrity Pounding, she by whom all others are measured – the Supreme Pounder herself, Kim Kardashian West. She has the form, she has the desire – she’s got it going on!

Was there any doubt?

Was there any doubt?

And now we move on to something a little more formal, a little more staged, but truly an example of form at its best. Scarlett Johansson is giving us all she has with this delicious Ice Cream Pound.

High Class Pounding!

High Class Pounding!

And of course, if you’re discussing the glamorous women of Hollywood who knew how to pack it away, there is only one name that MUST be included. Marilyn, we loved everything you ever did. Well Pounded, Norma Jean.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

But then, of course, someone has to come along and throw off the balance. Thanks a lot, Kathie Lee!

Sad trombone.

Sad trombone.

Aw Kathie Lee – you know we’re just kidding around.  We think you’re the bee’s knees!  Keep on being awesome!  #CPI

Mia Farrow is Wrecking the Business End of a Sugar Cone

Hollywood legend? Check.  Activist and Twitter superstar?  Also check. Pounding an ice cream cone the only proper way, from the pointy end? Supercheck! Well Pounded, Miz Farrow!

Slurpy!

Slurpy!

President Obama, CPI Still Loves You. Here Are Some Refreshing Presidential Ice Cream Pounds!

Good stuff, cool and Poundable!

Good stuff, cool and Poundable!

Go ahead and slam the President.  You’re bored.  It’s a hot summer and getting hotter, we’re all a little amped up, and it’s easy to turn nonsensical quibbles into grand arguments.  The newspapers, magazines and journals (as well as blogs, vlogs and websites) need something to debate in the void left by the concluded 2012 election.  Mr. Obama can take the criticism.  After five years in office, he has seen plenty of criticism.  He sees your point of view and he is happy to talk about better ways forward, but he has a big job to do and not a lot more time to do it.

Frozen Pound!

Frozen Pound!

This president doesn’t do any of that sleazy stuff that pessimists automatically equate politicians with.  He’s a man with vision, and a goal to assure sustained American success.  He’s not dealing behind closed doors to enrich himself and his rich donor buddies, he’s not messing around on his wife, and as we all knew when he took on this thankless job in 2008, he had a RIDICULOUS amount of crap that he was expected to navigate us through (despite the fact that half the country was praying for his failure on every level).  He has made every decision with the understanding that sometimes we have to sacrifice now in order to prosper later.

Refreshing Icy Pound, heading down!

Deee-lightful!

Today his political base is turning on him over the PATRIOT Act.  Which we all agreed that we needed back when it was put into place in the early 00’s.  The Act has done its job very well.  The arguments against the Act are the same as they were when it was introduced, that we are giving up our privacy for security, which means that we deserve neither, I guess.  But now that we don’t think daily about Fox News Terror Alerts so much, the PATRIOT Act seems like a throwback that we shouldn’t have to honor anymore.  Okay then – introduce the legislation to repeal the Act!  That’s how the law works!  Until then, quit your complaining!

He’s gonna take this Pound into the other room, away from prying eyes, if you don’t mind.

He’s gonna take this Pound into the other room, away from prying eyes, if you don’t mind.

President Barack Obama is a good man, and the best leader this country has had in a generation.  He has a job to do – to steer this ship for the next 3 years until the next captain takes over.  What have his detractors done to make things better in this country?  Zip.  Nada.  No Pounds for you, haters!

Cheers to you, sir.

Cheers to you, sir.

We at CPI are proud to support you, Mr. President.  We’ll get through this.  We believe in you!

Former US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is Cramming It with Walnuts!

Hillary Clinton dominates.  She knows what she’s talking about and she takes action where others cower.  And here she is, Pounding a chocolate-coated ice-cream bar rolled in delicious walnuts.  Down the Yummy Tunnel with you, frozen treat!

She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016.  We all know it.

She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016. We all know it.

UPDATED – Mrs. Clinton is in fact Cramming It with Crushed Almonds.  We apologize for the error.  #CPI

Hell YEAH! Here are two of our Favorite Pounders, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson – and they are POUNDING IT!

Are these two a fuckin’ DELIGHT or WHAT?  They have chemistry on and off the screen, they leave it all on the field, and whenever they get the chance, they Pound It like a pair of wild malamutes.  Ladies and gents, Vince Vaughn (upper left) and Owen Wilson (lower right).  Cheers, gentlemen!

Awesome Sauce!

Awesome Sauce!

Well, it’s Kim Kardashian, and she’s Pounding It, so…

Those eyes are REALLY unsettling.  She looks like a character in a horror movie that just got a harpoon in the back.  But CPI loves ice cream, so here we are.

Hot and frosty! QUIT LOOKING AT ME!