Like any other media outlet, Celebrities Pounding It has to constantly take the temperature of the Global Media Consumer. When we asked you, the people, whom you wanted to see Pounding It more than any other, the answer came back loud and clear. Blondes Pounding It. Especially blonde women, Pounding It especially hard. And so, since we are a compliant media who always give the people whatever they want, no matter how vapid or puerile the peoples’ desires may be, here comes a huge stack of Blondes Pounding It! Let’s start off with refreshments…
You better believe blondes have more fun, especially when they’re Pounding It! Check out Perez Hilton, Pounding the Sweet Tea!
Gwyneth Paltrow is giving these tasty raviolis the Pounding that they have always desired. Nice one, Gwyneth!
Check out Nicole Kidman, sticking it in there like she doesn’t give a shit. Beautifully Pounded, M’lady!
Here’s Heidi Montag, giving a Sweet Pounding to a single raspberry! WOW!
Lady Gaga is Pounding It in a very stagy and precocious way. Pretty amazed with the speed at which this chick fell off the national Give-A-Fuck registry.
Kirsten Dunst is awesome. We have no idea what she’s Pounding, and we don’t really care. And now, out of respect for her privacy, we’re gonna back off.
Okay, that’s enough for a while – we’re going to take some time off and let the batteries recharge for a bit, maybe recapture some of the love of this business that has slipped away recently. But if any of you PoundWatchers have a great snapshot of a celebrity really giving the business to a plate of spaghetti, or a giant platter of BBQ, or a mile-high mud pie, feel free to send it our way. We might add it to the pantheon of Celebrities Pounding It!