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Olivia Munn is Pounding Pizza Like a Champ!

Ms. Munn is an amazing actress and a presence unlike any other. She lights up the room like a 1500 watt halogen fuckin’ heatlamp. And when she Pounds It, everything else in the world matters just a little less. Olivia, you RULE.

Damn!

Damn!

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is Pounding a Sprinkly Donut with a Sweet Shrug!

She’s got the skills and she’s got the presence, and she pulls it off with a “who, me?” cuteness. She stars in “Kill The Messenger” with Jeremy Renner in October – you know we’re going to be the first in line for tickets! Keep on Pounding It, Mary Elizabeth!

Love the nails, Liz!

Love the nails, Liz!

Forget about Planking and Twerking, Charlize Theron and Ryan Gosling are introducing #ShadesPounding!

Hot enough for ya? Well prepare for the old mercury to bump up a few more degrees as Mr. Gosling and Ms. Theron give a couple of ice cream bars a good Pounding! Charlize has “Mad Max – Fury Road” coming up soon, and Ryan has a film with Terrence Malick coming up, as of yet untitled – 2015 is going to be a hell of a year in film!

She is really something else altogether.  Cool Berry!

She is really something else altogether. Cool Berry!

Finest actor of his generation?  Very possible!  Now who else wants ice cream?

Finest actor of his generation? Very possible! Now who else wants ice cream?

Keep it real and stay cool, Pounders! #CPI

Sofia Vergara Pounds It Onstage in her One Woman Show, “I Alone Will Pound This Entire Pizza”, Written and Directed By Sofia Vergara

The show is light on dialogue, but the first row smells DELIGHTFUL.

Brava!!

Brava!!

It’s Been Quite A Year for Katie Holmes – Girl, You Go Ahead and Pound It!

She looks a little tired, but we all know that a good solid Pounding can put the spring back in anybody’s step.  Gelato is an excellent choice, Miz Holmes – now Pound That Thing!

Buttons WISH they were this cute!

Buttons WISH they were this cute!

Nobody Destroys Carbs Like Jim Carrey. Check Him Out – He is Pounding It!

You all know that Mr. Carrey is pure gold.  He throws himself into his various roles, much like he is throwing himself into this plate of pasta with bread and salad on the side.  Jim, you rule.  Keep on Pounding It!

So fucking COOL!

So fucking COOL!

President Obama, CPI Still Loves You. Here Are Some Refreshing Presidential Ice Cream Pounds!

Good stuff, cool and Poundable!

Good stuff, cool and Poundable!

Go ahead and slam the President.  You’re bored.  It’s a hot summer and getting hotter, we’re all a little amped up, and it’s easy to turn nonsensical quibbles into grand arguments.  The newspapers, magazines and journals (as well as blogs, vlogs and websites) need something to debate in the void left by the concluded 2012 election.  Mr. Obama can take the criticism.  After five years in office, he has seen plenty of criticism.  He sees your point of view and he is happy to talk about better ways forward, but he has a big job to do and not a lot more time to do it.

Frozen Pound!

Frozen Pound!

This president doesn’t do any of that sleazy stuff that pessimists automatically equate politicians with.  He’s a man with vision, and a goal to assure sustained American success.  He’s not dealing behind closed doors to enrich himself and his rich donor buddies, he’s not messing around on his wife, and as we all knew when he took on this thankless job in 2008, he had a RIDICULOUS amount of crap that he was expected to navigate us through (despite the fact that half the country was praying for his failure on every level).  He has made every decision with the understanding that sometimes we have to sacrifice now in order to prosper later.

Refreshing Icy Pound, heading down!

Deee-lightful!

Today his political base is turning on him over the PATRIOT Act.  Which we all agreed that we needed back when it was put into place in the early 00’s.  The Act has done its job very well.  The arguments against the Act are the same as they were when it was introduced, that we are giving up our privacy for security, which means that we deserve neither, I guess.  But now that we don’t think daily about Fox News Terror Alerts so much, the PATRIOT Act seems like a throwback that we shouldn’t have to honor anymore.  Okay then – introduce the legislation to repeal the Act!  That’s how the law works!  Until then, quit your complaining!

He’s gonna take this Pound into the other room, away from prying eyes, if you don’t mind.

He’s gonna take this Pound into the other room, away from prying eyes, if you don’t mind.

President Barack Obama is a good man, and the best leader this country has had in a generation.  He has a job to do – to steer this ship for the next 3 years until the next captain takes over.  What have his detractors done to make things better in this country?  Zip.  Nada.  No Pounds for you, haters!

Cheers to you, sir.

Cheers to you, sir.

We at CPI are proud to support you, Mr. President.  We’ll get through this.  We believe in you!