Come on, Glamour Pounders! Let’s see you all turn to the right, pick up that spoon full of food, and Start Pounding!
We begin with the Gold Standard of Celebrity Pounding, she by whom all others are measured – the Supreme Pounder herself, Kim Kardashian West. She has the form, she has the desire – she’s got it going on!
Was there any doubt?
And now we move on to something a little more formal, a little more staged, but truly an example of form at its best. Scarlett Johansson is giving us all she has with this delicious Ice Cream Pound.
High Class Pounding!
And of course, if you’re discussing the glamorous women of Hollywood who knew how to pack it away, there is only one name that MUST be included. Marilyn, we loved everything you ever did. Well Pounded, Norma Jean.
Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.
But then, of course, someone has to come along and throw off the balance. Thanks a lot, Kathie Lee!
Aw Kathie Lee – you know we’re just kidding around. We think you’re the bee’s knees! Keep on being awesome! #CPI
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We were going to say that Sir Paul lost a Super Bowl Super Bet with Sir Ringo, and that the loser had to eat an entire cheese by himself. And of course, Sir Paul being the awesome guy he is, would have clearly placed his cheese wager on the Seahawks. But then we knew that we would receive a lot of heat about the photo being from 1965 or something, and we didn’t figure the joke was worth it. So here he is, Sir Paul McCartney, Pounding an entire cheese by himself for whatever his reason was at the time. Enjoy.
No quarter offered, or taken. Hope for the Future, his new single, is out now!
C’è una donna più iconica e sorprendente sulla terra? E a vederla mangiare il suo dessert, con tanta grazia e bellezza, che è fonte di ispirazione. Sophia, siete nei nostri cuori sempre!
Macaulay Culkin is rocking Seattle this weekend with Pizza Underground, opening for the great Har Mar Superstar at Chop Suey in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood. That is going to be the most insanely awesome show of the year. Unfortunately for the CPI staff, we have to be in Delaware to catch William H. Macy as he Pounds an entire Yankee Pot Roast by himself. If we could cancel to be at the Har Mar/Pizza Underground show, we would. Please go in our place and tell us how it went! In the meantime, here is Macaulay in a moment of relaxation, Pounding a slice like he means it.
Tip of the hat to UNLOOKER, the Internet’s Guilty Pleasure, for providing us all with this Pounding.
Hollywood legend? Check. Activist and Twitter superstar? Also check. Pounding an ice cream cone the only proper way, from the pointy end? Supercheck! Well Pounded, Miz Farrow!
Have you ever come across a celebrity as he or she was Pounding It, and it pretty much made your heart jump out of your chest, simply because the Pounding looked so incredibly beautiful? You probably just felt it now, after seeing the performance that Eva just put on. Is she the greatest or what? Every time we put on the DVD of “The Place Beyond the Pines” down here at the CPI offices, everybody is in tears by the end of the first act. It’s all you, Eva! We love you!
Up and In There!
David Tra (aka @dtra) shared a little something with us, and by a little something, we mean the most awesome and wildly vicious Celebrity Pounding we have ever seen. We’re going to give the up-front hap tip to Us Weekly, but we have a feeling that they are not going to allow us to use this image. If it gets taken down, please don’t blame it on David. Blame us. We can take it.
We could really use a good chomping sound effect right here. Please use your imaginations.