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Hey Fatties! How would you like to Pound one of THESE?

McGurgles

McGurgles

Morgan Spurlock, always the provocateur and “terrible infant” of the modern documentary cycle, is shoving into your face the exact burger that made him feel like this.

Looks like he’s about to hurk.  Because he IS about to hurk.

Looks like he’s about to yak. Because he IS about to yak.

There he goes…

YAK!

YAK!

It also made him feel like this…

Beep…  beep…  beep…

Beep… beep… beep…

And this…

Actually, he was just taking a call in this one.

Actually, he was just taking a call in this one.

What is it about this barely-digestable little greasebag (the Big Mac, not Mr. Spurlock) that is so impossible for so many people worldwide to resist?

In France, they call it Le Big Mac.

In France, they call it Le Big Mac.

They may love it all over the world, but that disgusting little burger is 100% American thru and thru!

Yow!  How about a side of cheddar cheese stuffed cornbread lard balls with kickin’ jalapeno honey jam to go along with that?

Yow! How about a side of cheddar cheese stuffed cornbread lard balls with kickin’ jalapeno honey jam to go along with that?

What can you do?  But as long as Mr. Spurlock learned his lesson about proper diet, then everything is gonna be…

Come ON!

Come ON!

Nothing more to add. Stay healthy, Pounders!  #CPI

McPOUND!

Start it off with a little Kardashian Eye Candy…

Loves McDonalds, hates shirts. Little hats are okay.

And something for the ladies…

Pitt Pound at the McDonalds drive thru. Please don't notice him.

And a little bit of Olympian FTW…

Michael Phelps needs to Pound 10,000 calories a day to keep his swim energy up. Luckily, that's the exact number contained in his Big Mac Value Meal (pictured).

Adrien Brody (left) and Gerard Butler (right) are Pounding the Arches Courtside!

Try to keep the grease off the court, fellas.

And a couple of Hot Hollywood Babes Pounding It!

A Pound in Four Parts, courtesy of Katy Perry

Megababe Charlize Theron, Pounding It on the Go

"Hey Hollywood - can you please stop Pounding all of my potential voters?"

#CPI

 

 

Hilary Swank is Pounding It with her Good Buddy Oscar

Oscar likes to go to nicer places than McDonalds, but Oscar also knows that it’s cool to slum it, get out there among the regular people.

Pure burger destruction. If you want classy, the red carpet is back thataway.