Tag Archives: Barack Obama

President Obama is Pounding a Sweet, Delicious Holy Hell… $2.99 a Pound for Limes?! Is That a Misprint?

Nectarine Margaritas (Nectaritas) are actually pretty good.  Fuck limes!

Nectarine Margaritas (Nectaritas) are actually pretty good. Fuck limes!

Is anyone else getting sick of seeing countries around the world who can’t take care of their shit? Terror parties are sweeping through Iraq on their way to Baghdad while the local armies (which we spent many years, many lives and many millions training) sit by and let themselves get beheaded rather than fight their own country’s extremists, and now, the Mexican cartels have a stranglehold on our lime imports. We are in the middle of a 400% price increase. This is getting pretty tiresome. Come on world – step up and TCOYB! Which stands for “Take Care Of Your Business.”

There are plenty of other non-lime routes that we can go with – check here! Let the cartels sit on those limes – we can get by!

Here you go, Mr. President – have a chocolate truffle.  They’re locally sourced.  USA! USA!

Here you go, Mr. President – have a chocolate truffle. They’re locally sourced. USA! USA!

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Congrats, Mr. President – AGAIN!

The Affordable Care Act was deemed constitutional by the Supreme Court this morning.  Nice work, sir!  Time to celebrate by Pounding a French Dip and a side of fries.

“Said it before, saying it again – I got this.”

President Obama and UK Prime Minister David Cameron are Pounding Dogs and Watching Hoops

Look at these guys – Supreme Dog Destruction during the NCAA tourney.  AMERICA IS BACK, BABY!

World Leaders, Pounding It in Unison!

Congratulations, Mr. President!

The US Armed Forces took care of business!  Lemme hear a “Yes We DID!”

That is one happy President. And he is Pounding It!

Barack Obama is gonna Pound It thru the Shutdown!

The sun is out, the birds are singing – those folks want to shut down the government instead of passing a reasonable budget?  FINE!  WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?

Barack Obama, the coolest Commander in Chief we have ever had, hands down.

 

 

Thank you Mr. Obama and Merry Christmas from CPI!

Mr. President, you have dealt with more in these first two years of your presidency than anyone could have imagined.  You have been getting heat from every direction and you have handled it with grace and goodwill and the expectation that when everyone cooled off, they would see that everything is slowly getting better.  We’re getting ready to turn that corner of awareness.  So as a small thank-you, here’s something to make the pounding a little better.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Mr. President!

Then Senator Obama taking a Pound Break with Plenty of Peppers (2008)

As he sank his teeth into this fatty torta, did Mr. Obama have any idea how many short-sighted idiots he would be dealing with in the coming years?  Probably not.  Mr. President, you RULE.  Keep On Pounding!

A little Tapatio would be nice...