Category Archives: What Are They Pounding?

Check out all the Hollywood Blondes! They are POUNDING IT!

Like any other media outlet, Celebrities Pounding It has to constantly take the temperature of the Global Media Consumer.  When we asked you, the people, whom you wanted to see Pounding It more than any other, the answer came back loud and clear.  Blondes Pounding It.  Especially blonde women, Pounding It especially hard.  And so, since we are a compliant media who always give the people whatever they want, no matter how vapid or puerile the peoples’ desires may be, here comes a huge stack of Blondes Pounding It!  Let’s start off with refreshments…

You better believe blondes have more fun, especially when they’re Pounding It! Check out Perez Hilton, Pounding the Sweet Tea!

It looks like a Share Pound to us – if only we could know the lucky sharer!

It looks like a Share Pound to us – if only we could know the lucky sharer!

Gwyneth Paltrow is giving these tasty raviolis the Pounding that they have always desired. Nice one, Gwyneth!

Could use a little Cholula, but whatevs.

Could use a little Cholula, but whatevs.

Check out Nicole Kidman, sticking it in there like she doesn’t give a shit.  Beautifully Pounded, M’lady!

A truly gorge-ous Celebrity Pounder!

A truly gorgeous Celebrity Pounder!

Here’s Heidi Montag, giving a Sweet Pounding to a single raspberry!  WOW!

Not really Pounding It, but she’s blonde, so we’re going with it.

Not really Pounding It, but she’s blonde, so we’re going with it.

Lady Gaga is Pounding It in a very stagy and precocious way.  Pretty amazed with the speed at which this chick fell off the national Give-A-Fuck registry.

NEXT!

NEXT!

Kirsten Dunst is awesome.  We have no idea what she’s Pounding, and we don’t really care.  And now, out of respect for her privacy, we’re gonna back off.

What a doll.

What a doll.

Okay, that’s enough for a while – we’re going to take some time off and  let the batteries recharge for a bit, maybe recapture some of the love of this business that has slipped away recently.  But if any of you PoundWatchers have a great snapshot of a celebrity really giving the business to a plate of spaghetti, or a giant platter of BBQ, or a mile-high mud pie, feel free to send it our way.  We might add it to the pantheon of Celebrities Pounding It!

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James Gandolfini Pound Emergency!

We are not sure if James here is pounding and choking and trying to yell out for help, or if he is yelling at his assistant while enjoying a delicious McGriddle Sandwich. Man, next time, take it easy, you are busy, but you don’t have to eat the whole thing at one time.

Hey. *choke choke* get me a spritzer water with a *choke choke* twist you muther *choke choke*

Tori Spelling is tripping out on these psychedelic cookies

Apparently, there is something going on with these little colored cookies and Tori has had plenty of them. This reminds us of when she got drunk at the Prom in Beverly Hills 90210.

Whooa, slow down Tori, do you even know what's in those cookies?

Everything in this icebox is about to get Destroyed. So says Brando.

Michael J. sent us this incredible pic.  Nothing more to add.

Looking for a Fresca...

Alison Hammond is a Celebrity – This Little Guy is Trying to Get Himself Outta Here!

Janice Dickinson had a similar Pounding experience, didn’t she?  Alison (Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity Ready Steady Cook) is either participating in a game show, or some new Pounding craze that is sweeping the Isles.  In for a penny, in for a POUND!

That little crustacean is going to take very little more of this indignity.

Golden Age Pounder Mickey Rooney is Wrecking a Pile of Ice Cream!

The Roon Pounds It with a Pinky Ring on his Pounding hand.  Cuz he’s a Pimp, that’s why.

Good Pimp, not bad Pimp. No offense, Mick!

Rudy Giuliani is Pounding a Spaghetti Taco

We should really check our sources more thoroughly, because that just doesn’t sound right.  Whatever it is, Rudy is Pounding It!

Thanks for the Pound, DailyBuzz!