Category Archives: Sweet Pounders

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is Pounding a Sprinkly Donut with a Sweet Shrug!

She’s got the skills and she’s got the presence, and she pulls it off with a “who, me?” cuteness. She stars in “Kill The Messenger” with Jeremy Renner in October – you know we’re going to be the first in line for tickets! Keep on Pounding It, Mary Elizabeth!

Love the nails, Liz!

Love the nails, Liz!


Okay – Where The Fuck Did These Jack Nicholson Poundings Come From?

It’s been a while since we put up a current Celebrity Who Is In The Process Of Pounding It. To be honest, our research department has been going through the innernets for a good while, and we keep coming up with the same celebrities Pounding the same stuff. We thought it was pretty much done at this point. So the question is, how have these incredible Melon and Mango Pounding pics of Jack Nicholson suddenly popped up out of nowhere?

Absolutely Amazing!

Absolutely Amazing!

This is what Pounding It is all about!

This is what Pounding It is all about!

Seriously, where the fuck did these come from?

Seriously, where the fuck did these come from?

My goodness, this has made the CPI offices positively jubilant!  Mr. Nicholson, thank you very much for being so awesome. #CPI and the world in general appreciate it!

He’s No Stranger to Pounding It… Justin Bieber is Getting Deep In There!

Using the hands slows down the Pound.  Why would you want a Slow Pounding?  Just GET IN THERE!

Washing it down with a Jumbo Squishy made Entirely of Syrup

But you’re not the only one Pounding It, Homes!  Check out Ms. Gomez!

Who's getting deep into the what now?

Young Hollywood is Destroying the junk food!  Keep rocking it, you two!

Zac Efron is practicing a new and trendy form of Eastern-style Pounding.

A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no holes is a danish. That is no danish.

Enlightenment can be found between the sprinkles.

Kirstie Alley is Pounding the Sweet Sweet Creamy Sweetness!

Kirstie is such a babe – we could watch her Pound It all day long.  She recently stunned the audience at NY Fashion Week with her stunning weight loss – good for you, Kirstie! We still like to see you Pounding It, though!

Anyone else feel like going out for ice cream right now?


We don’t think this is Amy Poehler.

Those eyes!  That attitude!  Whomever this is, nicely Pounded!

She's funny, she's hot, and she's Pounding 19 cinnamon rolls!

Adam Richman Pounds It Like It’s His Job

This is Adam Richman.

Is this a dude you want to hang with, or WHAT?

A food fanatic who has held nearly every job in the restaurant biz.

Giant pile of food comin' at ya, table #3!

And now he’s on a mouthwatering journey to find America’s greatest pig-out spots, and  take on the country’s most legendary eating challenges.

That's a lotta steak. But he can handle it.

Probably shouldn't eat that much cheese in one sitting. But he can handle it.

Gonna eat that whole thing by yourself, Richman? He can probably handle it.

He’s no competitive eater, just a regular guy with a serious appetite.

Okay, that's enough. You can't handle that, Adam.

This is his ultimate hunger quest.  This is Man Vs Food.

Makes me want to punch the shit out of a turkey leg.

Adam Richman is a charming host.  He checks out regional spots all over the USA and gives us a great look at the different people and the foods that fuel them.  Here he is, Pounding the spicy stuff.

Spicy prawns? Adam is probably working on his 2,400th one in this pic.

I imagine these wings are spicy as fuck.

When he gets into challenges like eating a 6 pound burger in less than an hour, it’s a little tougher to watch.  But I watch it nonetheless.  Here are some of the more pleasant Richman Poundings.

The Classic Burger Pound

The Doggin' It Down Pound, Chicago-Style

The Brooklyn-Born Straight-Up Pastrami Pound

Ready for dessert, Adam?  We thought so.

A Sweet Strawberry Pie Pound, followed up by...

Holy shit, that is a LOT of ice cream.

But when he gets it all in there, and the crowd goes wild, and he has finally defeated food, it’s all worthwhile.  Keep on Pounding It, Adam!

I just ate three corned-beef-french-fry-ranch-dressing-turkey-stuffing-whipped-cream-sweet-potato-milkshake burgers in 15 minutes! USA! USA! USA!