Category Archives: Street Pounders

Matthew Perry is gouging his way through a plate of Hash Browns. Nice Pound!

Look at him go!  He’s DESTROYING it!

That's Pounding!

Ryan Gosling, the Male Ideal – Pounding It!

One of the finest actors of our generation, and as you can see, he really knows how to pound the fuck out of an apple.  And he keeps his custom sustainable bamboo toothpick in its carrying case behind his ear, to clear out any bits of peel from the gums.  Because he knows what he’s doing.  But why the pink clutch bag?

You see Blue Valentine? Did this guy knock it out of the park or WHAT?

Owen Wilson shows us the ol’ Walk and Pound!

Minding his own, Pounding a dog…

Crushing it. Just CRUSHING it.

“Hey Wilson – that’s not a Pound…

Now THAT'S a Pound!

Think you can handle this?  You gonna step to Martha?

 

James Gandolfini Pound Emergency!

We are not sure if James here is pounding and choking and trying to yell out for help, or if he is yelling at his assistant while enjoying a delicious McGriddle Sandwich. Man, next time, take it easy, you are busy, but you don’t have to eat the whole thing at one time.

Hey. *choke choke* get me a spritzer water with a *choke choke* twist you muther *choke choke*

Slater-san is Pounding It!

There is some crazy shit floating around in that glass.  CRAZY!

Doesn't it kinda look like the straw is flipping us off?

Kirsten Dunst Pounds It Again…

Not sure who that is on her left, but we don’t think she’s aware that Kirsten is in full on Pound-Malfunction mode.

"Where did I put that Spork?"

Don’t Pound and Drive

Britney Spears is pounding what looks like a Pringle, or a slice of Papaya. Not sure, but it’s not safe. Kids don’t try this at home.

arhghg arhfhhghg GET OUT OF MY WAY arrrrhchchgghgghg mmm mm