Category Archives: Snack Pounders

Rick “Man on Cone” Santorum is Pounding a Sweet Chocolate Dip!

Check him out.  He is locking up the Tastee-Frost vote right in front of your eyes.

This isn't a Pounding Contest, Mr. Santorum. You don't have to jam it all down at once.

And of course, in politics, if you have a Pound, you will likely have a CounterPound.  For the opposition – Rachel Maddow.

We don't think Ms. Maddow is aware that she is supplying the Rebuttal Pound to Mr. Santorum. Still, she makes a good point.


Don’t Pound and Drive

Britney Spears is pounding what looks like a Pringle, or a slice of Papaya. Not sure, but it’s not safe. Kids don’t try this at home.

arhghg arhfhhghg GET OUT OF MY WAY arrrrhchchgghgghg mmm mm

Featured Pound Subject – French-Fried Potatoes

Crinkle-cut with Ketchup

They come curly, crispy, crinkle-cut, plank-style, steak-cut, waffle cut, skin-on, covered in chili and cheese, covered in truffle oil and garlic, covered in gravy and cheese curds – you see them on the side of every meal imaginable.  Possibly one of the world’s most consumed foods.  We present to you the french fry, and the many Celebrities who Pound Them.

Obviously, they’re big with the teen pop set…

Tip of the hat to Splash News for this pic of Mindy Ray Cyrus Pounding McDonalds Fries

Jessica Simpson Pounds It Radiantly

Also big with the established Hollywood set…

Repeat Pounder Vince Vaughn giving some fries the business

Emma Thompson Pounds a "Chip"

Pounding fries won’t necessarily lead to worldwide fame and adoration…

Who is this little scamp pounding a fistful of fries?

Could it be a young Shia? Maybe so?

But sometimes, pounding fries can bring you to the attention of the entire world!

This is Poutine. Fries, gravy and cheese.

This is Pete "Pretty Boy" Davekos pounding poutine at the World Poutine Eating Championship in Toronto, 2010. Hat Tip to Reuters.

Disgustingly delicious?  Deliciously disgusting?  Who are we to judge?  We just see the pounding and we highlight it.

Chef Ramsay could have done without the pic of that Poutine Pounder.

Keep on Pounding!  CPI

Denzel Washington, Sports Fan and Popcorn Pounder

Denzel is a triple threat – walking, watching and pounding.  That’s an Oscar winner for you.

Hey Pounder, down in front!

Janice Dickinson, Hands-Free Carrot Pounder

Back off, paparazzi!  Can’t you see the woman is trying to pound it?

Janice Dickinson, the first SuperPounder

Snookie is getting ready to pound!

A reality pound about to happen!

A reality pounding in the making!

Vanessa Hudgens Pounding a slice of Pizza.

Vanessa Hudgens chowing down on a slice of Pizza, it looks like it was folded in half.

Vanessa Hudgens chowing down