Category Archives: Separated Pounders

Kim Kardashian is Back on the Market… and she is Pounding It!

We’re sorry to hear that Kim and Kris didn’t last.  Marriage is a sacred promise, and not to be treated lightly.  But we think it’s always been clear, Kim’s true love is Pounding It.  Seriously.  Google “Kim Kardashian Eating.” It will blow your computer right the fuck up.

Looking for answers in a big fluffy pink cloud of cotton candy.

It’s not that they didn’t try, but when he is in love with her, and she is in love with Pounding It, problems are gonna come up.

"Geez, that woman is INSATIABLE! She wants to Pound It 7 or 8 times a day!"

Good luck to you both – we hope you find what you’re looking for.

CPI

Nicole Richie Pounds Taco Salad

Esta ensalada de taco es tan bueno, quiero meter todo en mi cabeza.

Taco Salad good...