Category Archives: Pretty Pounders

Olivia Munn is Pounding Pizza Like a Champ!

Ms. Munn is an amazing actress and a presence unlike any other. She lights up the room like a 1500 watt halogen fuckin’ heatlamp. And when she Pounds It, everything else in the world matters just a little less. Olivia, you RULE.

Damn!

Damn!

We found a Girl with Far Away Eyes – it’s Sarah Jessica Parker, and she’s Sarah Jessica Pounding It!

She’s a SuperBabe and Megastar Supreme – and she is Pounding It like there’s no tomorrow!

SJP knows what Celebrity Pound Appeal is all about! Thanks to Greg Allen / Rex USA!

SJP knows what Celebrity Pound Appeal is all about! Thanks to Greg Allen / Rex USA!

Star Jones Pounds It Regally!

Ms. Jones, you look AMAZING when you Pound It. We just wanted to tell you that.

Liz Taylor never Pounded It this well.  Never.

Liz Taylor never Pounded It this well. Never.

Britney Pounds It Beautifully!

When it comes to stuffing a juicy burger down the Pound Hole, nobody does it quite like Britney.  You go, girl!

So Juicy!

Courteney Cox Pounds a Giant Bowl of Ranch Dressing. Anderson Cooper is Helpless to Stop It.

Maybe she didn’t see the giant platter of fresh vegetables. Maybe this is a new Hollywood Ranch Diet. Regardless, this is a Pounding like few we have ever seen.

Imagine slow glugs. Gluuuuuug... gluuuuuuug... gluuuuuuuug...

Hat tip to Anderson Cooper for providing this awesomeness.

Kim Kardashian in a Delicious Webcam Pound!

Noodles go better with Skype.  Well Pounded, Ms. Kardashian!

So Pretty! And So Pounding It!

Zac Efron is practicing a new and trendy form of Eastern-style Pounding.

A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no holes is a danish. That is no danish.

Enlightenment can be found between the sprinkles.