Category Archives: POUND OFF

Sir Patrick Stewart Goes Head To Head with Andrew Dice Clay in a Perfect Pizza Pound-Off!

It’s been too long since we pitted a couple of Celebrity Pounders against each other. Let’s get to it! In this corner…

Patrick Stewart, Officer of the Order of the British Empire, accomplished actor with an amazing array of roles on the stage, big screen and small screen, as well as a number of voice roles, will be a tough one to tangle with. He’s Captain Picard, Professor Charles Xavier, Gurney Halleck and LeonDegrance. Royal Shakespeare Company? You know it. But rumour is, this photo captures the first time Sir Patrick ever Pounded a slice of pizza. Unsettling? For sure.

If this is the first slice ever for Sir Patrick, he’s doing an amazing job of acting like it’s no big deal.

If this is the first slice ever for Sir Patrick, he’s doing an amazing job of acting like it’s no big deal.

And in that corner, in the sleeveless black tee-shirt?

Andrew Dice Clay is a legend of a comic. He’s been in the game for a full generation, performed for millions of people, he lit up the screen in “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane,” and then he started getting banned left and right. He’s still running strong and has and now has “Andrew Dice Clay Presents The Blue Show” on Showtime. But come on – first slice of pizza for this guy? Not by a fucking LONGSHOT.

One slice in the mouth, one slice on deck, and a Coke and a smoke to finish it off.  OWWWWW!

One slice in the mouth, one slice on deck, and a Coke and a smoke to finish it off. OWWWWW!

Cast your votes! Who’s got the stuff! #CPI

Celebrity Pound Off #1 Leighton Meester VS Iron Mike Tyson

It’s the first POUND OFF. Iron mike looks determined to pound that salad, but Leighton Meester is making an equally good attempt at shoving that hoogie into her head. Our vote goes to Leighton, anyone that goes up against Iron Mike in our mind deserves to win.

Meester VS Iron Mike