Hillary Clinton dominates. She knows what she’s talking about and she takes action where others cower. And here she is, Pounding a chocolate-coated ice-cream bar rolled in delicious walnuts. Down the Yummy Tunnel with you, frozen treat!
She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016. We all know it.
UPDATED – Mrs. Clinton is in fact Cramming It with Crushed Almonds. We apologize for the error. #CPI
After that week of Political Celebrities Pounding It from the Republican National Convention, we needed a week off. So we took one. And now it’s time to look at the other side of the ticket. Here come the DNC Pounds for 2012! First up, Howard Dean!
How do you feel now, Howard?
How about you, Bill Richardson? You ready to Pound It?
Must… destroy… Filet o’ fish…
And how about Bill and Hillary?
Bill is plowing through a vegan onion burger. Cuz he’s vegan.
FLOTUS Pound, anyone?
What a doll!
And here’s President Obama, describing a beautiful dream he had…
“We were all at a big table, and Kennedy was there, which was weird, and we were Pounding these massive sub sandwiches, and we all talked about the future of our country and passed a shitload of legislation.”
And then he woke up. But the dream is still alive.
Yes We Can!
Back to regular old Dazzling Celebrity Pounds next week! Probably!
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This is why the Dems are always on the ropes. For crying out loud, Ted – of all the things you could have Pounded, you choose a big loaf of BREAD? Anything in those containers behind you would have been GREAT.
Pound the soy sauce packets if you have to! At least it has a little flavor!
Where’s the optimism? Where’s the enthusiasm?
Not too inspiring…
Come on, Mitt – do you need a refresher in Pounding It like a President? If so, check out the Gipper!
Morning In America Indeed!
He is getting deep into some Dim Sum. Can’t get it this good in DC, that’s for sure.
He looks like he’s suspicious, but he’s actually blissing out on the beef tendon. Awesome!
Metabolism catches up to even the leanest of the rail-splitting Republican Greats.
Honest Abe was a Wing Man! Who knew?
Not much to add to this Pounding. Thank goodness the party came to their senses on this guy.
Is that an Albanian flag pin on his lapel? FOR SHAME, NEWTON!