Category Archives: Pizza Pounders

Sir Patrick Stewart Goes Head To Head with Andrew Dice Clay in a Perfect Pizza Pound-Off!

It’s been too long since we pitted a couple of Celebrity Pounders against each other. Let’s get to it! In this corner…

Patrick Stewart, Officer of the Order of the British Empire, accomplished actor with an amazing array of roles on the stage, big screen and small screen, as well as a number of voice roles, will be a tough one to tangle with. He’s Captain Picard, Professor Charles Xavier, Gurney Halleck and LeonDegrance. Royal Shakespeare Company? You know it. But rumour is, this photo captures the first time Sir Patrick ever Pounded a slice of pizza. Unsettling? For sure.

If this is the first slice ever for Sir Patrick, he’s doing an amazing job of acting like it’s no big deal.

If this is the first slice ever for Sir Patrick, he’s doing an amazing job of acting like it’s no big deal.

And in that corner, in the sleeveless black tee-shirt?

Andrew Dice Clay is a legend of a comic. He’s been in the game for a full generation, performed for millions of people, he lit up the screen in “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane,” and then he started getting banned left and right. He’s still running strong and has and now has “Andrew Dice Clay Presents The Blue Show” on Showtime. But come on – first slice of pizza for this guy? Not by a fucking LONGSHOT.

One slice in the mouth, one slice on deck, and a Coke and a smoke to finish it off.  OWWWWW!

One slice in the mouth, one slice on deck, and a Coke and a smoke to finish it off. OWWWWW!

Cast your votes! Who’s got the stuff! #CPI

Har Mar Superstar and Pizza Underground are Ripping It Up at Seattle’s Chop Suey on Saturday Night, Nov 22 – Go See It!

Macaulay Culkin is rocking Seattle this weekend with Pizza Underground, opening for the great Har Mar Superstar at Chop Suey in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood. That is going to be the most insanely awesome show of the year. Unfortunately for the CPI staff, we have to be in Delaware to catch William H. Macy as he Pounds an entire Yankee Pot Roast by himself. If we could cancel to be at the Har Mar/Pizza Underground show, we would. Please go in our place and tell us how it went! In the meantime, here is Macaulay in a moment of relaxation, Pounding a slice like he means it.

Tip of the hat to UNLOOKER, the Internet’s Guilty Pleasure, for providing us all with this Pounding.

Tip of the hat to UNLOOKER, the Internet’s Guilty Pleasure, for providing us all with this Pounding.

Olivia Munn is Pounding Pizza Like a Champ!

Ms. Munn is an amazing actress and a presence unlike any other. She lights up the room like a 1500 watt halogen fuckin’ heatlamp. And when she Pounds It, everything else in the world matters just a little less. Olivia, you RULE.

Damn!

Damn!

Paris Hilton Pounding For The Weekend (to be sung to the tune of Loverboy’s “Everybody’s Working for the Weekend”)

We hope everyone out there, celebrities and non-celebrities alike, will have a wonderful Independence Day weekend – if you’re in any other country in the world aside from the USA, we hope you just have a generally nice, typical 2-day weekend. Please groove on this glimpse of mega-cutie Paris Hilton as she Pounds a Petite Slice of Pizza. Happy 4th! #CPI

We love you, Paris!

We love you, Paris!

Sofia Vergara Pounds It Onstage in her One Woman Show, “I Alone Will Pound This Entire Pizza”, Written and Directed By Sofia Vergara

The show is light on dialogue, but the first row smells DELIGHTFUL.

Brava!!

Brava!!

Gary Busey Commands Thee To POUND!

Destroy a Fat Slice in the Name of Busey!

If You See The Pound, You Can BE The Pound!

Looks like we got a taker – Well-Pounded, Gwen!

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