Category Archives: Oscar Pounders

Okay – Where The Fuck Did These Jack Nicholson Poundings Come From?

It’s been a while since we put up a current Celebrity Who Is In The Process Of Pounding It. To be honest, our research department has been going through the innernets for a good while, and we keep coming up with the same celebrities Pounding the same stuff. We thought it was pretty much done at this point. So the question is, how have these incredible Melon and Mango Pounding pics of Jack Nicholson suddenly popped up out of nowhere?

Absolutely Amazing!

Absolutely Amazing!

This is what Pounding It is all about!

This is what Pounding It is all about!

Seriously, where the fuck did these come from?

Seriously, where the fuck did these come from?

My goodness, this has made the CPI offices positively jubilant!  Mr. Nicholson, thank you very much for being so awesome. #CPI and the world in general appreciate it!


Hilary Swank is Pounding It with her Good Buddy Oscar

Oscar likes to go to nicer places than McDonalds, but Oscar also knows that it’s cool to slum it, get out there among the regular people.

Pure burger destruction. If you want classy, the red carpet is back thataway.

Adrien Brody POUNDS a FORKFUL!

Or possibly a spoonful.  We can’t see his hand.  Nice bracelet, though.

Is that coleslaw?

Denzel Washington, Sports Fan and Popcorn Pounder

Denzel is a triple threat – walking, watching and pounding.  That’s an Oscar winner for you.

Hey Pounder, down in front!