Category Archives: Nutritious Pounding

Oh Lola Berry, Won’t You Come A-Pounding Matilda With Us?

There are few things in this world that CPI loves more than Ms. Lola Berry, World’s Greatest Nutritionist.  We keep trying to get her to come to Seattle to hang with us, but no luck so far.  She’s an Aussie dynamo, ready to show you the way to a healthier life through diet!

This fresh crisp salad is going to be Reasonably Destroyed through a series of Sensible Bites.

This fresh crisp salad is going to be Reasonably Destroyed through a series of Sensible Bites.

If you’re not already following her on Twitter, what the fuck are you waiting for?  She’s at @yummololaberry – even typing it is a delight.  Try it with me – @yummololaberry… @yummololaberry… @yummololaberry…

She is so cute it’s going to make our eyeballs pop…

She is so cute it’s going to make our eyeballs pop…

But if you really want the Lola Berry experience, check her out at – you will get all the Lola Berry you can handle.  And if you truly care about the Pounders in your life, Celebrity or otherwise, you will go to this link and pick up a copy of her book, “The 20 / 20 Diet.”  Lola herself lost 20 kilos in 20 weeks by Pounding unprocessed foods and skipping on dairy, grains and refined sugars.  We also hear there’s a new book on the way, but we’re all going to have to wait on that one.

Lola Berry – Ravishing with Radishes!

Lola Berry – Ravishing with Radishes!

Lola, you make us want to be better Pounders!  #CPI


Grace Kelly shows us a little move she calls the “Peel and Pound”

What a BABE!  And she is about to give that orange the Pounding of a Lifetime!

Again... what a BABE!

She took a lesson or two from a tall skinny guy who knew a thing about Pounding It.

Kelly and Jimmy Stewart, watching themselves in a full length mirror as Stewart slowly and methodically destroys a pair of chocolate novelty binoculars. That's Pounding!

Lola Berry is one of our Favorite Pounders! Yummo!

Lola Berry is a rock solid Australian vegetarian nutritionist hottie!  What a babe!  Check her out at, and follow her on Twitter at @yummololaberry – you won’t regret it!

Lola is destroying that cup of tea. Can't stop watching... look at those eyes...

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One More Pound Before the Rapture! Here’s Philip Seymour Hoffman!

Mr. Hoffman, one of the greatest actors of his generation, is Pounding a Caprese Salad.  Yes, it looks like strawberry shortcake, but it’s not.

Method Pounder

“I picked up the phone, and all I heard was someone Pounding a Chop Salad.”

Sharon Stone, a committed Pounder, is throwing all rules of decorum out the door and chewing salad right into her cell phone.   That’s what a Pounder does.  Winning!

"Can you hear me now? Because I'm Pounding It right in your ear!"

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Good looking actors Pounding fresh fruit? Sure, here’s another – Jake Gyllenhaal destroys an apple!

Crunchy and delicious.  But those little hats are pretty much over.  Sorry Jake!

He is really plowing into that thing! Nice Pounding!

Looks like someone else wants in on the action…

If anyone out there wants to watch me Pound It, just say the word! Please! I need this!

Lola Berry – Healthy Pounder from Down Under!

People of America, meet Lola Berry.  She is awesome.  Not only does she Pound It with a Vengeance, she is Australia’s leading nutritionist.  Check her out:

She already Pounded all of the watermelon seeds. Noting but Sweet Seedless Pounding from here on out!