Category Archives: Model Pounders

Sophie Monk, Charity Pounder!

Sophie Monk is a beautiful and compassionate singer, model and actress.  And holy smokes, she knows how to Pound It!

Good lord, we hope that’s Shepherd’s Pie.  Dribbly!

Good lord, we hope that’s Shepherd’s Pie. Dribbly!

But aside from her professional work, Sophie also gives back to the Pounding community.  Here she is, volunteering to help some tattooed goofball who clearly has a Pounding disorder of some kind.

Up and in there!  You can do it!

Up and in there! You can do it!

Miz Monk, you’re an inspiration to us all!  Keep on Pounding!

 

When It Comes to Clandestine Celebrity Pounding, Nobody Does It Like Gisele!

The composition on this Pounding is truly EPIC.  The flowers, the green bean, the straw, the lightly pursed lips – this is how Pounding is supposed to be done.

Awesome use of green space!  We could watch her Pound It all day long!

Awesome use of green space! We could watch her Pound It all day long!

Cara Delevigne is Enjoying a Little In-N-Out Pounding!

We don’t know for sure if Cara went “animal style” on this beautiful little burger, but the look on her face says “yes she did.”

Pound away, Miz DelVee!

Pound away, Miz DelVee!

In-n-Out : Animal Style Burger – from Badmouth.net

“A mustard-cooked beef patty with additional pickles, cheese, spread and grilled onions diced up and mixed together on the grill before getting dumped on your burger. This is probably the most famous secret menu item, and for good reason: it’s pure awesome on a bun. You can get any burger done Animal Style.”

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! WAIT, NEVER MIND! I AM!

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! WAIT, NEVER MIND! I AM!

So delicious! So Pounded!

Here is Kate Upton, Pre-Pound (because nobody wants to see that dazzling smile full of chewed-up hamburger)

Kate Upton – what a BABE!  Just use your imagination to experience her Actually Pounding It.

We think these folks won the "Have Kate Upton Pound It In Your Office" Sweepstakes, but there is nothing about it on her Website. Hints? Send them our way. #CPI

How do you Pound something that doesn’t want to be Pounded?

You just Pound It.  And if it crawls back out, it was never yours to Pound.  Just ask Janice Dickinson.

Look at that little guy - how he pleads with his eyes!

Naomi Campbell is Pounding It!

Delicious.  Enough said.

Don't get any on ya, Naomi!

We can’t tell if this is Britney or Courtney, but it’s a Pounding regardless.

Hey you, whoever you are, Pound this super sour apple and smile for the camera!

Definitely Britney.