Category Archives: Italian Food

Sir Patrick Stewart Goes Head To Head with Andrew Dice Clay in a Perfect Pizza Pound-Off!

It’s been too long since we pitted a couple of Celebrity Pounders against each other. Let’s get to it! In this corner…

Patrick Stewart, Officer of the Order of the British Empire, accomplished actor with an amazing array of roles on the stage, big screen and small screen, as well as a number of voice roles, will be a tough one to tangle with. He’s Captain Picard, Professor Charles Xavier, Gurney Halleck and LeonDegrance. Royal Shakespeare Company? You know it. But rumour is, this photo captures the first time Sir Patrick ever Pounded a slice of pizza. Unsettling? For sure.

If this is the first slice ever for Sir Patrick, he’s doing an amazing job of acting like it’s no big deal.

If this is the first slice ever for Sir Patrick, he’s doing an amazing job of acting like it’s no big deal.

And in that corner, in the sleeveless black tee-shirt?

Andrew Dice Clay is a legend of a comic. He’s been in the game for a full generation, performed for millions of people, he lit up the screen in “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane,” and then he started getting banned left and right. He’s still running strong and has and now has “Andrew Dice Clay Presents The Blue Show” on Showtime. But come on – first slice of pizza for this guy? Not by a fucking LONGSHOT.

One slice in the mouth, one slice on deck, and a Coke and a smoke to finish it off.  OWWWWW!

One slice in the mouth, one slice on deck, and a Coke and a smoke to finish it off. OWWWWW!

Cast your votes! Who’s got the stuff! #CPI

Vince Vaughn is Pounding Something Crusty! He’s so Money!

Look at this guy – he’s Pure Chicago through and through.  Destroying what is likely a massive meat-stuffed calzone, but it could be any crusty delight stuffed with meat and tomato sauce.  Nice Pound!

Pound that zonie, Double V! Cuz you’re all growns up and you’re all growns up!

Fancy Richie Sambora is Pounding his Pizza Crust with a Fork

Stuff it in there, Sambora!  Ya Fancy Boy!

Wawh-NE-HEDD!!

Kiefer Sutherland Pounded This Slice Between The Hours of 2:00 PM and 3:00 PM.

Open air, sunny day Pounding.  Nice work, Kiefer!

"Today is a good day to Pound..."

Kristen Bell, Pounding Machine

Ms. Bell is really doing a number on this slice.

Keep it over the plate, young Poundwalker!

Rupert Murdoch Pounding It

Rupert pounds happily, knowing that one of his suits it standing by with a follow-up Pasta Pound (left).

Media moguls: they Pound like the rest of us!

Wow. Madonna sure is pounding that slice of pizza…

Can’t say we’re too impressed with the recent poundings, celebrities.  Can we see a little more effort?  CPI

What is that, basil? Thrilling.