Category Archives: Funny Pounders

Ellen and Portia, Prepping for a Pounding!

Look at that poor unsuspecting biscuit sandwich on the plate.  Little does it know that Ellen has gotten out her patented Pre-Pound Tongue Prepping Stick, which she picked up on her last trip to Italy (where they know the meaning of Pounding It).  Nice work, ladies!

"Scrub back to front for maximum Pound Efficiency."

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Jack Black is POUNDING a Choco-Dip Cone!

He’s not just standing around holding his ice cream, like some people we could name – Nicely Pounded, Mr. Black!

A little to your left and you'll be golden, JB!

Adam Richman Pounds It Like It’s His Job

This is Adam Richman.

Is this a dude you want to hang with, or WHAT?

A food fanatic who has held nearly every job in the restaurant biz.

Giant pile of food comin' at ya, table #3!

And now he’s on a mouthwatering journey to find America’s greatest pig-out spots, and  take on the country’s most legendary eating challenges.

That's a lotta steak. But he can handle it.

Probably shouldn't eat that much cheese in one sitting. But he can handle it.

Gonna eat that whole thing by yourself, Richman? He can probably handle it.

He’s no competitive eater, just a regular guy with a serious appetite.

Okay, that's enough. You can't handle that, Adam.

This is his ultimate hunger quest.  This is Man Vs Food.

Makes me want to punch the shit out of a turkey leg.

Adam Richman is a charming host.  He checks out regional spots all over the USA and gives us a great look at the different people and the foods that fuel them.  Here he is, Pounding the spicy stuff.

Spicy prawns? Adam is probably working on his 2,400th one in this pic.

I imagine these wings are spicy as fuck.

When he gets into challenges like eating a 6 pound burger in less than an hour, it’s a little tougher to watch.  But I watch it nonetheless.  Here are some of the more pleasant Richman Poundings.

The Classic Burger Pound

The Doggin' It Down Pound, Chicago-Style

The Brooklyn-Born Straight-Up Pastrami Pound

Ready for dessert, Adam?  We thought so.

A Sweet Strawberry Pie Pound, followed up by...

Holy shit, that is a LOT of ice cream.

But when he gets it all in there, and the crowd goes wild, and he has finally defeated food, it’s all worthwhile.  Keep on Pounding It, Adam!

I just ate three corned-beef-french-fry-ranch-dressing-turkey-stuffing-whipped-cream-sweet-potato-milkshake burgers in 15 minutes! USA! USA! USA!

 

 

Gary Busey Commands Thee To POUND!

Destroy a Fat Slice in the Name of Busey!

If You See The Pound, You Can BE The Pound!

Looks like we got a taker – Well-Pounded, Gwen!

Must... Destroy... Slice...

And with this Beautiful Pounding from Julia and Jean, we wish you a Happy Weekend!

Look at these two!  Pounding it side by side, ready for whatever’s coming at ’em.  Thank you ladies!

Julia-Louis Dreyfus and Jean Smart Pound It at a Posh Event

Homer Pounds a Gigantic Donut

mmmmmmmm. donuts.. Go homer go!

Homer pounds a giant yellow donut

Gene Simmons does not Kiss and Pound Food.

He pounds it like a true rock star!

Stick your tongue out Gene, lap that up!