Category Archives: Comedy Pounders

Michael Ian Black is Pounding It like a Gentleman!

Here at CPI, it’s not always Pound Quantity that matters – sometimes it’s Pound Quality.  As an illustration of our point, please regard Mr. Michael Ian Black as he Pounds a single olive within an inch of its briny little life.  We salute you, sir!

Classy as fuck!


Dave Anthony Doesn’t Give A Fuck. He’s Hungry, and He’s Pounding It.

Pride in Pounding – that’s what it’s all about.  That’s why we do what we do.  Nice work, Dave!

If anybody needs a bottle of Tapatio, it’s this guy.

Best Selling Author, Musician, Comedian and All-Around Awesome Guy Greg Behrendt Is Pounding The Fuck Out Of A Pint Of Ice Cream.

Mr. Behrendt is a man of many talents, but we are most taken with his Pounding skills.  Nice work, sir!

Badass. Wrecking that pint.

Check him out at – Greg and Dave Anthony hashing it out every week.  And pick up a copy of It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken – written by by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt.  Dude is RAD!

We don’t think this is Amy Poehler.

Those eyes!  That attitude!  Whomever this is, nicely Pounded!

She's funny, she's hot, and she's Pounding 19 cinnamon rolls!

Carrot Top Licks Chips in a pre pound ritual

Who are you hiding from Carrot? And what the HELL kind of chips are you pounding so subtly as you stare blankly into what can only be described as the abyss? Before indulging in these smokey, hickory treats, Carrot likes to give them a nice lick to see if they are too hot.  Baton Rouge CT, Baton Rouge!

Lick Lick Lick goes the Carrot

Jon Stewart shows Trump and Palin the Art of the Pound.

Dig in to the clip below, starting at 2:30.  Dude knows his pies.  He describes each pizza place with so much affection, you know he Pounds It whenever the opportunity arises.

Stew Beef name checks the following places in New York City - Lombardi's, Grimaldi's, Totonno's, Arturo's, John's on Bleecker (or the Upper West Side), Denino's on Staten Island, and Joe's on Carmine Street. All of them merit Serious Pounding.

Holla to Fascati in Brooklyn Heights and Two Boots in the East Village, as well as all the Ray’s, Famous Ray’s, Original Ray’s, and every other Ray-related pizza place in NY!  CPI loves you!


Cloris Leachman would like to finish this Pound on a High Note!


That's a happy legend right there, stuffing her maw with cookies.