Category Archives: Classy Pound

One of These Pounds Is Not Like the Other

Come on, Glamour Pounders! Let’s see you all turn to the right, pick up that spoon full of food, and Start Pounding!

We begin with the Gold Standard of Celebrity Pounding, she by whom all others are measured – the Supreme Pounder herself, Kim Kardashian West. She has the form, she has the desire – she’s got it going on!

Was there any doubt?

Was there any doubt?

And now we move on to something a little more formal, a little more staged, but truly an example of form at its best. Scarlett Johansson is giving us all she has with this delicious Ice Cream Pound.

High Class Pounding!

High Class Pounding!

And of course, if you’re discussing the glamorous women of Hollywood who knew how to pack it away, there is only one name that MUST be included. Marilyn, we loved everything you ever did. Well Pounded, Norma Jean.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

But then, of course, someone has to come along and throw off the balance. Thanks a lot, Kathie Lee!

Sad trombone.

Sad trombone.

Aw Kathie Lee – you know we’re just kidding around.  We think you’re the bee’s knees!  Keep on being awesome!  #CPI

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La bellissima Sophia Loren sta mangiando un delicato parfait in un modo che potrebbe essere descritto come “Partellante It”.

C’è una donna più iconica e sorprendente sulla terra? E a vederla mangiare il suo dessert, con tanta grazia e bellezza, che è fonte di ispirazione. Sophia, siete nei nostri cuori sempre!

Bello!

Bello!

Is this Cort McCown, Party Jock from “Can’t Buy Me Love,” Pounding It?

You know who I’m talking about, right?  The guy who comes to the party and says “Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!”  Screw-top wine jock?  Is it?

Here he is, Pounding wine again, but very prematurely this time.

Michael Ian Black is Pounding It like a Gentleman!

Here at CPI, it’s not always Pound Quantity that matters – sometimes it’s Pound Quality.  As an illustration of our point, please regard Mr. Michael Ian Black as he Pounds a single olive within an inch of its briny little life.  We salute you, sir!

Classy as fuck!