Category Archives: C List Pounders

Check out all the Hollywood Blondes! They are POUNDING IT!

Like any other media outlet, Celebrities Pounding It has to constantly take the temperature of the Global Media Consumer.  When we asked you, the people, whom you wanted to see Pounding It more than any other, the answer came back loud and clear.  Blondes Pounding It.  Especially blonde women, Pounding It especially hard.  And so, since we are a compliant media who always give the people whatever they want, no matter how vapid or puerile the peoples’ desires may be, here comes a huge stack of Blondes Pounding It!  Let’s start off with refreshments…

You better believe blondes have more fun, especially when they’re Pounding It! Check out Perez Hilton, Pounding the Sweet Tea!

It looks like a Share Pound to us – if only we could know the lucky sharer!

It looks like a Share Pound to us – if only we could know the lucky sharer!

Gwyneth Paltrow is giving these tasty raviolis the Pounding that they have always desired. Nice one, Gwyneth!

Could use a little Cholula, but whatevs.

Could use a little Cholula, but whatevs.

Check out Nicole Kidman, sticking it in there like she doesn’t give a shit.  Beautifully Pounded, M’lady!

A truly gorge-ous Celebrity Pounder!

A truly gorgeous Celebrity Pounder!

Here’s Heidi Montag, giving a Sweet Pounding to a single raspberry!  WOW!

Not really Pounding It, but she’s blonde, so we’re going with it.

Not really Pounding It, but she’s blonde, so we’re going with it.

Lady Gaga is Pounding It in a very stagy and precocious way.  Pretty amazed with the speed at which this chick fell off the national Give-A-Fuck registry.



Kirsten Dunst is awesome.  We have no idea what she’s Pounding, and we don’t really care.  And now, out of respect for her privacy, we’re gonna back off.

What a doll.

What a doll.

Okay, that’s enough for a while – we’re going to take some time off and  let the batteries recharge for a bit, maybe recapture some of the love of this business that has slipped away recently.  But if any of you PoundWatchers have a great snapshot of a celebrity really giving the business to a plate of spaghetti, or a giant platter of BBQ, or a mile-high mud pie, feel free to send it our way.  We might add it to the pantheon of Celebrities Pounding It!


Featured Pound Subject – French-Fried Potatoes

Crinkle-cut with Ketchup

They come curly, crispy, crinkle-cut, plank-style, steak-cut, waffle cut, skin-on, covered in chili and cheese, covered in truffle oil and garlic, covered in gravy and cheese curds – you see them on the side of every meal imaginable.  Possibly one of the world’s most consumed foods.  We present to you the french fry, and the many Celebrities who Pound Them.

Obviously, they’re big with the teen pop set…

Tip of the hat to Splash News for this pic of Mindy Ray Cyrus Pounding McDonalds Fries

Jessica Simpson Pounds It Radiantly

Also big with the established Hollywood set…

Repeat Pounder Vince Vaughn giving some fries the business

Emma Thompson Pounds a "Chip"

Pounding fries won’t necessarily lead to worldwide fame and adoration…

Who is this little scamp pounding a fistful of fries?

Could it be a young Shia? Maybe so?

But sometimes, pounding fries can bring you to the attention of the entire world!

This is Poutine. Fries, gravy and cheese.

This is Pete "Pretty Boy" Davekos pounding poutine at the World Poutine Eating Championship in Toronto, 2010. Hat Tip to Reuters.

Disgustingly delicious?  Deliciously disgusting?  Who are we to judge?  We just see the pounding and we highlight it.

Chef Ramsay could have done without the pic of that Poutine Pounder.

Keep on Pounding!  CPI

Simon Cowell Loses His Train of Thought Mid-Pound


Can't really tell if that fork is taking food out or stuffing more in.

Courtney Love Looking Relatively Healthy as she Pounds some Danish and Prepares to Pound Four Lattes

Something tells me this isn’t going to end well.

Nom nom nom...

Snookie is getting ready to pound!

A reality pound about to happen!

A reality pounding in the making!

Ty Pennington Pounds a Sandwich on the Beach with a Lady Friend watching in awe.

The ever-tan host of “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,” handyman Ty Pennington pounds a sandwich and salad with his longtime ladyfriend Drea Bock.

This is like a makeover in my mouth!

Paris Pounds Some Carl’s Jr.

Paris pounding for Carl’s Jr. Mmmmmmmmmm Hamburger in my face.

Yum, shove it in my face