Category Archives: Burger Pound

Jessie J is Fully Engaged in a Delicious Juicy Cheeseburger Pounding!

Jessie J is a pop sensation currently slaying the charts in the UK, and as of this Pound Posting, she has announced that she is bringing her star power to America in 2014!  We welcome you Jessie – and please note, it appears that you are Pounding In-N-Out, which they DO NOT HAVE in NYC.  So if these little beauties are any part of the reason that you’re planning to cross the pond, you’re going to need some weekend trips to Los Angeles.  But NYC does have amazing food across the board – you should have no problems.

That’s a beautiful Pounding!

That’s a beautiful Pounding!

Check out the Pounding that Sacha Baron Cohen is Dishing Out!

Sacha Baron Cohen is no longer set to play Freddie Mercury in the hopefully upcoming Queen biopic.  It’s too bad.  He would have crushed it, much like he is crushing this delicious burger.  (Ed: we do not know if this Pounding took place before or after Mr. Cohen left the project.)

Anybody see this guy in Sweeney Todd?  His singing is as amazing as his Pounding!  Woulda made a great Freddie!

Anybody see this guy in Sweeney Todd? His singing is as amazing as his Pounding! Woulda made a great Freddie!

How is it possible that Helen Mirren is even hotter when she Pounds It?

Dame Helen Mirren is one of the greatest actors in the WORLD.  She has an elegance and grace, an intensity and a vulnerability, and a classic presence that finds its place in every project she performs in.  She is simply amazing.  And as you can see, when it comes to Pounding It, this Dame knows what it’s all about.

Hey Oscar, back off a bit, willya? The lady is trying to destroy this delicious burger!

Hey Oscar, back off a bit, willya? The lady is trying to destroy this delicious burger!

Britney Pounds It Beautifully!

When it comes to stuffing a juicy burger down the Pound Hole, nobody does it quite like Britney.  You go, girl!

So Juicy!