Category Archives: B List Pounders

Carrot Top Licks Chips in a pre pound ritual

Who are you hiding from Carrot? And what the HELL kind of chips are you pounding so subtly as you stare blankly into what can only be described as the abyss? Before indulging in these smokey, hickory treats, Carrot likes to give them a nice lick to see if they are too hot.  Baton Rouge CT, Baton Rouge!

Lick Lick Lick goes the Carrot


Vanessa Minnillo enjoys some pizza at a Lakers game

look out, the pepperoni is going to drip on the guy in front of you!

Man does Vanessa know how to POUND pizza. The guy below her is like, watch the hot pepperoni V-dog!

Featured Pound Subject – French-Fried Potatoes

Crinkle-cut with Ketchup

They come curly, crispy, crinkle-cut, plank-style, steak-cut, waffle cut, skin-on, covered in chili and cheese, covered in truffle oil and garlic, covered in gravy and cheese curds – you see them on the side of every meal imaginable.  Possibly one of the world’s most consumed foods.  We present to you the french fry, and the many Celebrities who Pound Them.

Obviously, they’re big with the teen pop set…

Tip of the hat to Splash News for this pic of Mindy Ray Cyrus Pounding McDonalds Fries

Jessica Simpson Pounds It Radiantly

Also big with the established Hollywood set…

Repeat Pounder Vince Vaughn giving some fries the business

Emma Thompson Pounds a "Chip"

Pounding fries won’t necessarily lead to worldwide fame and adoration…

Who is this little scamp pounding a fistful of fries?

Could it be a young Shia? Maybe so?

But sometimes, pounding fries can bring you to the attention of the entire world!

This is Poutine. Fries, gravy and cheese.

This is Pete "Pretty Boy" Davekos pounding poutine at the World Poutine Eating Championship in Toronto, 2010. Hat Tip to Reuters.

Disgustingly delicious?  Deliciously disgusting?  Who are we to judge?  We just see the pounding and we highlight it.

Chef Ramsay could have done without the pic of that Poutine Pounder.

Keep on Pounding!  CPI

Kelly Ripa Rips into this, that’s for sure. Animal being Pounded…questionable.

Kelly finally went and did it…She ate Regis.

Kelly Ripa(s) it apart.

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Celebrity Pound Off #1 Leighton Meester VS Iron Mike Tyson

It’s the first POUND OFF. Iron mike looks determined to pound that salad, but Leighton Meester is making an equally good attempt at shoving that hoogie into her head. Our vote goes to Leighton, anyone that goes up against Iron Mike in our mind deserves to win.

Meester VS Iron Mike

Perez Hilton pounds Jessica Simpson’s head for lunch.

Hey man, back off the pop singer that head is worth 20 million dollars.

Perez eats Jessica Simpsons Head..or tries to, she's resisting

Leighton Meester Pounds it for our country on the 4th!

For the US of A, Leighton Pounds it on the 4th of July…What she is pounding, who knows.

Leighton Meester POUNDing it on the 4th!