Category Archives: actress pounders

Super-tiny Sophia Loren is Prepping for a Pounding!

So elegant and beautiful, Sophia Loren is one of the icons of beauty, grace, elegance and sass.  So it was upsetting to see that she was, at least for a brief time in what appears to be the early seventies, shrunken down to the size of a Star Wars figure.

Figure A - standing between two normal, human-sized utensils. Figure B - trying to catch a normal-sized Chicken McNugget

Figure A (left): posing with a human-sized fork and spoon
Figure B (right): trying to catch a normal-sized Chicken McNugget (Barbie Townhouse kitchen)

If Sophia Loren was the subject of scientific testing, some kind of serum or gamma-ray, I think the people of the world deserve to know about it.  That said, you can’t take away from this woman’s ability to make even the most controversial PoundShot look amazing.  #CPI

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Jenny McCarthy is About to Pound Something Too Big to be Pounded

If she was planning to cut that meatball into pieces – fuck, if she was even planning to cut that meatball in HALF, it wouldn’t be sitting up there, perched on a fork, waiting its turn in line behind a slippery, saucy little noodle. It is clear that Miz McCarthy is going to stuff that pretty little meatball right where the sun doesn’t shine. Of course I mean her mouth. Pretty dark in there. Go get ‘em Jenny!

We are applauding through the tears.  Thank you Bruce Glikas and FilmMagic (and Buca di Beppo)

We are applauding through the tears. Thank you Bruce Glikas and FilmMagic (and Buca di Beppo)

One of These Pounds Is Not Like the Other

Come on, Glamour Pounders! Let’s see you all turn to the right, pick up that spoon full of food, and Start Pounding!

We begin with the Gold Standard of Celebrity Pounding, she by whom all others are measured – the Supreme Pounder herself, Kim Kardashian West. She has the form, she has the desire – she’s got it going on!

Was there any doubt?

Was there any doubt?

And now we move on to something a little more formal, a little more staged, but truly an example of form at its best. Scarlett Johansson is giving us all she has with this delicious Ice Cream Pound.

High Class Pounding!

High Class Pounding!

And of course, if you’re discussing the glamorous women of Hollywood who knew how to pack it away, there is only one name that MUST be included. Marilyn, we loved everything you ever did. Well Pounded, Norma Jean.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

But then, of course, someone has to come along and throw off the balance. Thanks a lot, Kathie Lee!

Sad trombone.

Sad trombone.

Aw Kathie Lee – you know we’re just kidding around.  We think you’re the bee’s knees!  Keep on being awesome!  #CPI

La bellissima Sophia Loren sta mangiando un delicato parfait in un modo che potrebbe essere descritto come “Partellante It”.

C’è una donna più iconica e sorprendente sulla terra? E a vederla mangiare il suo dessert, con tanta grazia e bellezza, che è fonte di ispirazione. Sophia, siete nei nostri cuori sempre!

Bello!

Bello!

Mia Farrow is Wrecking the Business End of a Sugar Cone

Hollywood legend? Check.  Activist and Twitter superstar?  Also check. Pounding an ice cream cone the only proper way, from the pointy end? Supercheck! Well Pounded, Miz Farrow!

Slurpy!

Slurpy!

The Gorgeous Eva Mendes is Pounding a Slightly Modified Bruschetta with Grace and Style

Have you ever come across a celebrity as he or she was Pounding It, and it pretty much made your heart jump out of your chest, simply because the Pounding looked so incredibly beautiful? You probably just felt it now, after seeing the performance that Eva just put on. Is she the greatest or what? Every time we put on the DVD of “The Place Beyond the Pines” down here at the CPI offices, everybody is in tears by the end of the first act. It’s all you, Eva! We love you!

Up and In There!

Up and In There!

Mary-Kate Olsen Ultra-Action Pound!

David Tra (aka @dtra) shared a little something with us, and by a little something, we mean the most awesome and wildly vicious Celebrity Pounding we have ever seen. We’re going to give the up-front hap tip to Us Weekly, but we have a feeling that they are not going to allow us to use this image. If it gets taken down, please don’t blame it on David. Blame us. We can take it.

We could really use a good chomping sound effect right here.  Please use your imaginations.

We could really use a good chomping sound effect right here. Please use your imaginations.