One of These Pounds Is Not Like the Other

Come on, Glamour Pounders! Let’s see you all turn to the right, pick up that spoon full of food, and Start Pounding!

We begin with the Gold Standard of Celebrity Pounding, she by whom all others are measured – the Supreme Pounder herself, Kim Kardashian West. She has the form, she has the desire – she’s got it going on!

Was there any doubt?

Was there any doubt?

And now we move on to something a little more formal, a little more staged, but truly an example of form at its best. Scarlett Johansson is giving us all she has with this delicious Ice Cream Pound.

High Class Pounding!

High Class Pounding!

And of course, if you’re discussing the glamorous women of Hollywood who knew how to pack it away, there is only one name that MUST be included. Marilyn, we loved everything you ever did. Well Pounded, Norma Jean.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

Few others could Pound It with such natural grace and enthusiasm.

But then, of course, someone has to come along and throw off the balance. Thanks a lot, Kathie Lee!

Sad trombone.

Sad trombone.

Aw Kathie Lee – you know we’re just kidding around.  We think you’re the bee’s knees!  Keep on being awesome!  #CPI

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