President Obama is Pounding a Sweet, Delicious Holy Hell… $2.99 a Pound for Limes?! Is That a Misprint?

Nectarine Margaritas (Nectaritas) are actually pretty good.  Fuck limes!

Nectarine Margaritas (Nectaritas) are actually pretty good. Fuck limes!

Is anyone else getting sick of seeing countries around the world who can’t take care of their shit? Terror parties are sweeping through Iraq on their way to Baghdad while the local armies (which we spent many years, many lives and many millions training) sit by and let themselves get beheaded rather than fight their own country’s extremists, and now, the Mexican cartels have a stranglehold on our lime imports. We are in the middle of a 400% price increase. This is getting pretty tiresome. Come on world – step up and TCOYB! Which stands for “Take Care Of Your Business.”

There are plenty of other non-lime routes that we can go with – check here! Let the cartels sit on those limes – we can get by!

Here you go, Mr. President – have a chocolate truffle.  They’re locally sourced.  USA! USA!

Here you go, Mr. President – have a chocolate truffle. They’re locally sourced. USA! USA!

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