Hey Fatties! How would you like to Pound one of THESE?

McGurgles

McGurgles

Morgan Spurlock, always the provocateur and “terrible infant” of the modern documentary cycle, is shoving into your face the exact burger that made him feel like this.

Looks like he’s about to hurk.  Because he IS about to hurk.

Looks like he’s about to yak. Because he IS about to yak.

There he goes…

YAK!

YAK!

It also made him feel like this…

Beep…  beep…  beep…

Beep… beep… beep…

And this…

Actually, he was just taking a call in this one.

Actually, he was just taking a call in this one.

What is it about this barely-digestable little greasebag (the Big Mac, not Mr. Spurlock) that is so impossible for so many people worldwide to resist?

In France, they call it Le Big Mac.

In France, they call it Le Big Mac.

They may love it all over the world, but that disgusting little burger is 100% American thru and thru!

Yow!  How about a side of cheddar cheese stuffed cornbread lard balls with kickin’ jalapeno honey jam to go along with that?

Yow! How about a side of cheddar cheese stuffed cornbread lard balls with kickin’ jalapeno honey jam to go along with that?

What can you do?  But as long as Mr. Spurlock learned his lesson about proper diet, then everything is gonna be…

Come ON!

Come ON!

Nothing more to add. Stay healthy, Pounders!  #CPI

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