Tag Archives: Pounding It

Fiscal Cliff? Averted. Pastrami sandwich? Pounded.

Sure, the deal wasn’t perfect, and people will complain, but much like a pastrami sandwich that has one slice of rye soggy from too much dressing, you buck up, you open wide and you Pound It.  May not be perfect, but it’ll do the job!

Keep on keeping on, Mr. President!

Keep on keeping on, Mr. President!

Puppy Bowl Prep Pounding!

Super Bowl XLVII is right around the corner.  It’s gonna be an awesome matchup, but not nearly as awesome as watching Puppy Bowl IX!  Please take pleasure in these blue chip prospects as they Pound It!

Look at these little guys! They are destroying those ribs!

Serena Williams, 5-Time Wimbledon Champ and Megababe Deluxe, Pounding It!

Ms. Williams relaxes and dishes out a low-key Pounding.

A graceful Pound in a moment of repose.

Congrats, Mr. President – AGAIN!

The Affordable Care Act was deemed constitutional by the Supreme Court this morning.  Nice work, sir!  Time to celebrate by Pounding a French Dip and a side of fries.

“Said it before, saying it again – I got this.”

Here is Kate Upton, Pre-Pound (because nobody wants to see that dazzling smile full of chewed-up hamburger)

Kate Upton – what a BABE!  Just use your imagination to experience her Actually Pounding It.

We think these folks won the "Have Kate Upton Pound It In Your Office" Sweepstakes, but there is nothing about it on her Website. Hints? Send them our way. #CPI

That’s right, Paula Deen is Pounding It with Gravy!

Or it could be butterscotch.  Whatever she’s pounding, it sure is beige!

Boy, she's really sticking it in there, ain't she?

Where does Anthony Bourdain come down on Paula’s Pound?  Whatever he’s destroying, it looks like it’s whole grain.

Sensible bites keep the Pound Hole happy.

Side note: Novo Nordisk had no role in this Celebrity Pounding. #CPI

Kim Kardashian in a Delicious Webcam Pound!

Noodles go better with Skype.  Well Pounded, Ms. Kardashian!

So Pretty! And So Pounding It!

Alicia Keys Looks Incredibly Hot as she Pounds a Single Vanilla Bean

Words escape us here at CPI. We’re just gonna leave this up and gawk at it for a while.

Whatta BABE!

Nic Cage – Telepathic Pickle Pounder

Mr. Cage is taking bite after bite out of this pickle…  WITH HIS MIND!

Be the Pound...

Jon Stewart shows Trump and Palin the Art of the Pound.

Dig in to the clip below, starting at 2:30.  Dude knows his pies.  He describes each pizza place with so much affection, you know he Pounds It whenever the opportunity arises.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-1-2011/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad

Stew Beef name checks the following places in New York City - Lombardi's, Grimaldi's, Totonno's, Arturo's, John's on Bleecker (or the Upper West Side), Denino's on Staten Island, and Joe's on Carmine Street. All of them merit Serious Pounding.

Holla to Fascati in Brooklyn Heights and Two Boots in the East Village, as well as all the Ray’s, Famous Ray’s, Original Ray’s, and every other Ray-related pizza place in NY!  CPI loves you!