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President Obama, CPI Still Loves You. Here Are Some Refreshing Presidential Ice Cream Pounds!

Good stuff, cool and Poundable!

Good stuff, cool and Poundable!

Go ahead and slam the President.  You’re bored.  It’s a hot summer and getting hotter, we’re all a little amped up, and it’s easy to turn nonsensical quibbles into grand arguments.  The newspapers, magazines and journals (as well as blogs, vlogs and websites) need something to debate in the void left by the concluded 2012 election.  Mr. Obama can take the criticism.  After five years in office, he has seen plenty of criticism.  He sees your point of view and he is happy to talk about better ways forward, but he has a big job to do and not a lot more time to do it.

Frozen Pound!

Frozen Pound!

This president doesn’t do any of that sleazy stuff that pessimists automatically equate politicians with.  He’s a man with vision, and a goal to assure sustained American success.  He’s not dealing behind closed doors to enrich himself and his rich donor buddies, he’s not messing around on his wife, and as we all knew when he took on this thankless job in 2008, he had a RIDICULOUS amount of crap that he was expected to navigate us through (despite the fact that half the country was praying for his failure on every level).  He has made every decision with the understanding that sometimes we have to sacrifice now in order to prosper later.

Refreshing Icy Pound, heading down!

Deee-lightful!

Today his political base is turning on him over the PATRIOT Act.  Which we all agreed that we needed back when it was put into place in the early 00’s.  The Act has done its job very well.  The arguments against the Act are the same as they were when it was introduced, that we are giving up our privacy for security, which means that we deserve neither, I guess.  But now that we don’t think daily about Fox News Terror Alerts so much, the PATRIOT Act seems like a throwback that we shouldn’t have to honor anymore.  Okay then – introduce the legislation to repeal the Act!  That’s how the law works!  Until then, quit your complaining!

He’s gonna take this Pound into the other room, away from prying eyes, if you don’t mind.

He’s gonna take this Pound into the other room, away from prying eyes, if you don’t mind.

President Barack Obama is a good man, and the best leader this country has had in a generation.  He has a job to do – to steer this ship for the next 3 years until the next captain takes over.  What have his detractors done to make things better in this country?  Zip.  Nada.  No Pounds for you, haters!

Cheers to you, sir.

Cheers to you, sir.

We at CPI are proud to support you, Mr. President.  We’ll get through this.  We believe in you!

Former US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is Cramming It with Walnuts!

Hillary Clinton dominates.  She knows what she’s talking about and she takes action where others cower.  And here she is, Pounding a chocolate-coated ice-cream bar rolled in delicious walnuts.  Down the Yummy Tunnel with you, frozen treat!

She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016.  We all know it.

She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016. We all know it.

UPDATED – Mrs. Clinton is in fact Cramming It with Crushed Almonds.  We apologize for the error.  #CPI

Hell YEAH! Here are two of our Favorite Pounders, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson – and they are POUNDING IT!

Are these two a fuckin’ DELIGHT or WHAT?  They have chemistry on and off the screen, they leave it all on the field, and whenever they get the chance, they Pound It like a pair of wild malamutes.  Ladies and gents, Vince Vaughn (upper left) and Owen Wilson (lower right).  Cheers, gentlemen!

Awesome Sauce!

Awesome Sauce!

Well, it’s Kim Kardashian, and she’s Pounding It, so…

Those eyes are REALLY unsettling.  She looks like a character in a horror movie that just got a harpoon in the back.  But CPI loves ice cream, so here we are.

Hot and frosty! QUIT LOOKING AT ME!

Best Selling Author, Musician, Comedian and All-Around Awesome Guy Greg Behrendt Is Pounding The Fuck Out Of A Pint Of Ice Cream.

Mr. Behrendt is a man of many talents, but we are most taken with his Pounding skills.  Nice work, sir!

Badass. Wrecking that pint.

Check him out at www.walkingtheroom.com – Greg and Dave Anthony hashing it out every week.  And pick up a copy of It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken – written by by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt.  Dude is RAD!

Kirstie Alley is Pounding the Sweet Sweet Creamy Sweetness!

Kirstie is such a babe – we could watch her Pound It all day long.  She recently stunned the audience at NY Fashion Week with her stunning weight loss – good for you, Kirstie! We still like to see you Pounding It, though!

Anyone else feel like going out for ice cream right now?

 

Damn… JFK was one SUAVE Pounder!

Check him out! Like he was pounding it for J. Crew or something. Nice work, Mr. President!

"Ich bin ein Tastee Freeze Pounder!"

Thanks to J Michael!

This Schwarzenegger Pound is the Stuff of Nightmares.

Look at that crunched up mug – this pic is freaking us the fuck out.

Ug. No words can describe the queasiness we feel right now.

Why is this so unsettling?  What is so familiar about this particular Pound?

Whoa!  We KNEW that looked familiar!

Vintage Robert Plant giving himself a little chin music before he Pounds It!

That cone is gonna get Pounded like a groupie in ’77.  That shirt is AWESOME.

"Hello ice cream cone, nice to meet you. I'm Robert Plant. Prepare to be destroyed."

Special thanks to Michael Carter for finding this pic, along with a few more Celebrities Pounding It.  We will post them soon!

Golden Age Pounder Mickey Rooney is Wrecking a Pile of Ice Cream!

The Roon Pounds It with a Pinky Ring on his Pounding hand.  Cuz he’s a Pimp, that’s why.

Good Pimp, not bad Pimp. No offense, Mick!