Check out Simon Pegg – Wearin’ his Otchkies and Poundie-Wounding a Bit of the Old Cotton Candy!

Mr. Pegg is putting a touch of the sladky stuff straight into his gutti-wuts.  Nicely Pounded, Sir!

Be sure to brush, Simon – that stuff is bad for your zoobies!  Tip of the hat to Simon’s droogie, Nathan Fillion!

Amanda Seyfried is Destroying a Giant Raw Peeled Russet Potato! Now THAT’S Pounding It!

Frying? Baking? Roasting? Those are all potato-cooking processes that suck up valuable Pounding Time.  Just peel the damn thing!

It gets no fresher than this! Nice Pound, Amanda!

Whitney Port is Pounding an Artichoke Dip Sandwich! With Cheddar!

Not a sandwich with some Artichoke Dip on it… a Sandwich Entirely Filled With Dip!  Because if she’s going to be serious about pursuing a Mixed Martial Arts title, she’s going to need to pack on a few more Pounds.

You can really taste the Artichoke!

DeGeneDeRossires! And they’re Pounding It!

CUTE! But what’s with the dude watching?  GET POUNDING, DUDE!

Are they totes adorbs or WHAT?

Whatever that is, Hoda is POUNDING IT!

Is Hoda the most beautiful woman on all of morning television or WHAT?!  And she is laying down a Pounding on some kind of pastry that has either a LOT of almonds or a LOT of garlic on top.

I want this in poster size. Kinko’s, can you hook me up?

Here is Kate Upton, Pre-Pound (because nobody wants to see that dazzling smile full of chewed-up hamburger)

Kate Upton – what a BABE!  Just use your imagination to experience her Actually Pounding It.

We think these folks won the "Have Kate Upton Pound It In Your Office" Sweepstakes, but there is nothing about it on her Website. Hints? Send them our way. #CPI

Kim Kardashian in a Delicious Webcam Pound!

Noodles go better with Skype.  Well Pounded, Ms. Kardashian!

So Pretty! And So Pounding It!

Luke Wilson is Pounding a Forkful of Pubes

Blonde and thick, it appears.  Good idea to have plenty to drink – those things get stuck in the throat pretty easy.

These better not be Owen's...

HT to SocialiteLife.com!

Jennifer Lopez is Pounding this Creamy Coconut Popsicle with Panache

She Pounds It beautifully, no?

Yommy, creamy and coco-nutty! Nice Pound!

Damn… JFK was one SUAVE Pounder!

Check him out! Like he was pounding it for J. Crew or something. Nice work, Mr. President!

"Ich bin ein Tastee Freeze Pounder!"

Thanks to J Michael!