Who Pounds It Sexier? Eva Longoria or Vin Diesel?

There is a scientific element to properly Pounding It.  The equation is basically Quantity plus Star Power times Enthusiasm.  But sometimes, you have to put that all aside and go for pure sex appeal.  So who do you pick?  First up, the beautiful Eva Longoria:

Okay, that’s pretty sexy. Vin better bring the heat if he’s gonna take the prize on this one.

Okay Mr. Diesel – whaddaya got for us?

Masculine, and yet, almost coquettish! He makes a strong case!

This is a tough call.  We put it to you, the Internet – who wins?

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Star Jones Pounds It Regally!

Ms. Jones, you look AMAZING when you Pound It. We just wanted to tell you that.

Liz Taylor never Pounded It this well. Never.

Adam Richman is Destroying a Giant Plate of Brown!

See that fork?  It’s made of AdamRichmantium, and it retracts back into his wrist when it’s not in use, like Wolverine.  SHHHHKKKKK!

The Poundometer indicates that a Salad Pounding Challenge would be a really good idea right about now.

An Awesome Raw Meat Tiger Pound, feat. Leo DiCaprio! Grrrr-owl!

First of all, check out this tiger.  He rocks it.  And he is Pounding the freshest of Prime Cuts.

“I don’t NEED Tapatio, but I’d take some if you have it handy…”

You know who’s out there protecting these big precious kitties, keeping them safe and ready to Pound It?  Leonardo DiCaprio, that’s who!

Awesome! And he CARES!

Help out his buddies the tigers by visiting www.saveTIGERSnow.org – the big cats deserve our help.  And in the spirit of Celebrities Pounding It, here is a classic Switcharoo Pound from the old days of cheesy monster horror!

The Celebrity Pounder has become the Celebrity Pounded!

Happy Holidays, and Keep On Pounding It!

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DeGeneDeRossires! And they’re Pounding It!

CUTE! But what’s with the dude watching?  GET POUNDING, DUDE!

Are they totes adorbs or WHAT?

Okay, now that THAT’S all over…

If you all don’t mind, the President has a short stack of pancakes, three eggs over easy, home fries, four chicken sausages, a large cranberry juice, and a huge-ass cinnamon roll to Pound.  Nobody deserves it more than he does.

Don’t forget the Tapatio…

Well, it’s Kim Kardashian, and she’s Pounding It, so…

Those eyes are REALLY unsettling.  She looks like a character in a horror movie that just got a harpoon in the back.  But CPI loves ice cream, so here we are.

Hot and frosty! QUIT LOOKING AT ME!

Britney Pounds It Beautifully!

When it comes to stuffing a juicy burger down the Pound Hole, nobody does it quite like Britney.  You go, girl!

So Juicy!

Vince Vaughn is Pounding Something Crusty! He’s so Money!

Look at this guy – he’s Pure Chicago through and through.  Destroying what is likely a massive meat-stuffed calzone, but it could be any crusty delight stuffed with meat and tomato sauce.  Nice Pound!

Pound that zonie, Double V! Cuz you’re all growns up and you’re all growns up!

DNC Pounders!

After that week of Political Celebrities Pounding It from the Republican National Convention, we needed a week off.   So we took one.  And now it’s time to look at the other side of the ticket.  Here come the DNC Pounds for 2012!  First up, Howard Dean!

Party Pound!

How do you feel now, Howard?

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

How about you, Bill Richardson?  You ready to Pound It?

Must… destroy… Filet o’ fish…

And how about Bill and Hillary?

Bill is plowing through a vegan onion burger. Cuz he’s vegan.

FLOTUS Pound, anyone?

What a doll!

And here’s President Obama, describing a beautiful dream he had…

“We were all at a big table, and Kennedy was there, which was weird, and we were Pounding these massive sub sandwiches, and we all talked about the future of our country and passed a shitload of legislation.”

And then he woke up.  But the dream is still alive.

Yes We Can!

Back to regular old Dazzling Celebrity Pounds next week! Probably!

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