Check out all the Hollywood Blondes! They are POUNDING IT!

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:45:03 +0000

Like any other media outlet, Celebrities Pounding It has to constantly take the temperature of the Global Media Consumer. When we asked you, the people, whom you wanted to see Pounding It more than any other, the answer came back loud and clear. Blondes Pounding It. Especially blonde women, Pounding It especially hard. And so, since we are a compliant media who always give the people whatever they want, no matter how vapid or puerile the peoples’ desires may be, here comes a huge stack of Blondes Pounding It! Let’s start off with refreshments…

You better believe blondes have more fun, especially when they’re Pounding It! Check out Perez Hilton, Pounding the Sweet Tea!

It looks like a Share Pound to us – if only we could know the lucky sharer!

Gwyneth Paltrow is giving these tasty raviolis the Pounding that they have always desired. Nice one, Gwyneth!

Could use a little Cholula, but whatevs.

Check out Nicole Kidman, sticking it in there like she doesn’t give a shit. Beautifully Pounded, M’lady!

A truly gorgeous Celebrity Pounder!

Here’s Heidi Montag, giving a Sweet Pounding to a single raspberry! WOW!

Not really Pounding It, but she’s blonde, so we’re going with it.

Lady Gaga is Pounding It in a very stagy and precocious way. Pretty amazed with the speed at which this chick fell off the national Give-A-Fuck registry.

NEXT!

Kirsten Dunst is awesome. We have no idea what she’s Pounding, and we don’t really care. And now, out of respect for her privacy, we’re gonna back off.

What a doll.

Okay, that’s enough for a while – we’re going to take some time off and let the batteries recharge for a bit, maybe recapture some of the love of this business that has slipped away recently. But if any of you PoundWatchers have a great snapshot of a celebrity really giving the business to a plate of spaghetti, or a giant platter of BBQ, or a mile-high mud pie, feel free to send it our way. We might add it to the pantheon of Celebrities Pounding It!

Perez Hilton is Bringing This Personalized Cupcake In for a Pounding!

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 08 May 2013 17:33:25 +0000

We would have drawn a bunch of shit all over this picture of Perez Hilton as he Nibble-Pounds a Frosty Cupcake, but it would have taken away from the photo’s composition. And those penetrating crystal blue eyes.

Who’s gonna scribble all over this foxy snapshot? Not #CPI, that’s for sure!

Former US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is Cramming It with Walnuts!

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 01 May 2013 20:59:01 +0000

Hillary Clinton dominates. She knows what she’s talking about and she takes action where others cower. And here she is, Pounding a chocolate-coated ice-cream bar rolled in delicious walnuts. Down the Yummy Tunnel with you, frozen treat!

She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016. We all know it.

UPDATED – Mrs. Clinton is in fact Cramming It with Crushed Almonds. We apologize for the error. #CPI

Twitter Megastar Rob Delaney is Pounding a Cup of Rich Beef Gravy!

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:30:40 +0000

Mr. Delaney may be the funniest person in social media. He’s truly awesome. Check his Twitter at @robdelaney and see if you don’t agree. And here he is, Pounding It like a fuckin’ pro. Look at him go! He is destroying that little cup of gravy.

Rob Delaney just got a little bit beefier.

Oh Lola Berry, Won’t You Come A-Pounding Matilda With Us?

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:47:27 +0000

There are few things in this world that CPI loves more than Ms. Lola Berry, World’s Greatest Nutritionist. We keep trying to get her to come to Seattle to hang with us, but no luck so far. She’s an Aussie dynamo, ready to show you the way to a healthier life through diet!

This fresh crisp salad is going to be Reasonably Destroyed through a series of Sensible Bites.

If you’re not already following her on Twitter, what the fuck are you waiting for? She’s at @yummololaberry – even typing it is a delight. Try it with me – @yummololaberry… @yummololaberry… @yummololaberry…

She is so cute it’s going to make our eyeballs pop…

But if you really want the Lola Berry experience, check her out at www.lolaberry.com – you will get all the Lola Berry you can handle. And if you truly care about the Pounders in your life, Celebrity or otherwise, you will go to this link and pick up a copy of her book, “The 20 / 20 Diet.” Lola herself lost 20 kilos in 20 weeks by Pounding unprocessed foods and skipping on dairy, grains and refined sugars. We also hear there’s a new book on the way, but we’re all going to have to wait on that one.

Lola Berry – Ravishing with Radishes!

Lola, you make us want to be better Pounders! #CPI

Check out Simon Pegg – Wearin’ his Otchkies and Poundie-Wounding a Bit of the Old Cotton Candy!

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:22:37 +0000

Mr. Pegg is putting a touch of the sladky stuff straight into his gutti-wuts. Nicely Pounded, Sir!

Be sure to brush, Simon – that stuff is bad for your zoobies! Tip of the hat to Simon’s droogie, Nathan Fillion!

The World Was Screaming Out for a “Pounding Kardashian.” This Will Have To Do.

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:45:26 +0000

Kim Kardashian is totes super busy right now, what with the media and fashion empires and all, but that doesn’t mean the world doesn’t want to watch her Pound It. Well folks, #CPI isn’t going to let a bunch of angry emails bully us into bullying Kim for a Celebrity Pounding. You’re getting Kourtney Pounding It, and that’s that.

Look at her go, Pounding It for Team K! Thank you, E! Online!

Who are we kidding? We know what you want to see…

Ahhhh… the Pound Craving has been sated.

Delightful, no? We love you Kourtney and Kim! #CPI

Hell YEAH! Here are two of our Favorite Pounders, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson – and they are POUNDING IT!

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:58:57 +0000

Are these two a fuckin’ DELIGHT or WHAT? They have chemistry on and off the screen, they leave it all on the field, and whenever they get the chance, they Pound It like a pair of wild malamutes. Ladies and gents, Vince Vaughn (upper left) and Owen Wilson (lower right). Cheers, gentlemen!

Awesome Sauce!

Hey Fatties! How would you like to Pound one of THESE?

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:06:39 +0000

McGurgles

Morgan Spurlock, always the provocateur and “terrible infant” of the modern documentary cycle, is shoving into your face the exact burger that made him feel like this.

Looks like he’s about to yak. Because he IS about to yak.

There he goes…

YAK!

It also made him feel like this…

Beep… beep… beep…

And this…

Actually, he was just taking a call in this one.

What is it about this barely-digestable little greasebag (the Big Mac, not Mr. Spurlock) that is so impossible for so many people worldwide to resist?

In France, they call it Le Big Mac.

They may love it all over the world, but that disgusting little burger is 100% American thru and thru!

Yow! How about a side of cheddar cheese stuffed cornbread lard balls with kickin’ jalapeno honey jam to go along with that?

What can you do? But as long as Mr. Spurlock learned his lesson about proper diet, then everything is gonna be…

Come ON!

Nothing more to add. Stay healthy, Pounders! #CPI

HOO-BOY! Jason Biggs is Pounding the World’s Spiciest Bagel!

celebritiespoundingit — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:11:31 +0000

Check him out! The star of Grassroots, the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Leonardo), and Saving Silverman is Pounding a bagel stuffed deep with Scotch Bonnet Peppers, which are eighty times hotter than the most fiery Poblano.

You better get yourself a smoothie PRONTO, homes!

Here is a picture of the super-hot Scotch Bonnet. Handle it with care, Pounders!

Spicy!

The only thing hotter than this bagel is Jason’s special lady – check out his wife Jenny Mollen – actress, screenwriter, essayist and artist. She rules. Check her out on Twitter at @jennyandteets.

Clearly, Mr. Biggs is used to dealing with the Hot and the Spicy!

They are a Hollywood Romance, burning hotter than the Scoville Scale can measure.

These two are cute as fuck. There’s no denying it.

Keep on Pounding It, y’all! #CPI