Category Archives: Sports Events Pounders

Puppy Bowl Prep Pounding!

Super Bowl XLVII is right around the corner.  It’s gonna be an awesome matchup, but not nearly as awesome as watching Puppy Bowl IX!  Please take pleasure in these blue chip prospects as they Pound It!

Look at these little guys! They are destroying those ribs!

Serena Williams, 5-Time Wimbledon Champ and Megababe Deluxe, Pounding It!

Ms. Williams relaxes and dishes out a low-key Pounding.

A graceful Pound in a moment of repose.

President Obama and UK Prime Minister David Cameron are Pounding Dogs and Watching Hoops

Look at these guys – Supreme Dog Destruction during the NCAA tourney.  AMERICA IS BACK, BABY!

World Leaders, Pounding It in Unison!

Alex Rodriguez’ version of Pounding It…

A-Rod has taken Pounding It to a new level.  Anybody can jam it in and gulp it down, but not everyone can get a Pounding from Cameron Diaz.

Cameron is in control at all times, and is carefully monitoring the Poundometer (see wrist)

Hey Alex, you got a little Pound gravy on your chin…

Here? Did I get it?

 

Shaquille O’Neal is Destroying It Courtside!

Okay, so this is from The Onion, but how could we not include this?

"Shaq Sits On Celtics Bench Enjoying Garbage Bag Filled With Popcorn"

Here Comes the Hulkster! HULK POUND!

The Pythons are guiding this particular Pound right down the gullet.

So tan, so pumped. Why isn't he a Governor yet?

Uh oh…  who’s that knocking?

Oh for fuck's sake...

Stay with us folks – we’ll get this squared away.  CPI

Maria Sharapova – POUNDING IT!

Super Potassium Pounder – We salute you, Maria!

Pound it, Sharapova!

What has happened to you, celebrities?

There was a time, typing “celebrities eating” into Google would bring a thousand pictures of celebrities, hundreds of pictures of celebrities eating, and a good 10 or 12 pictures of Celebrities Pounding It.  Over the last week, the searches are bringing back the same results again and again.  Either the celebrities aren’t pounding it, or the photographers aren’t catching it.  I think it’s time we all took a hard look at what Pounding It is all about.

This is Takeru Kobayashi.  Known simply as Kobayashi in the world of professional speed-eating.

He's gonna show Hollywood what pounding is all about!

Look at that concentration.

This is dog 47 of 54.

Kobayashi has won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship a record six times in a row.  In his first try, he pounded 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes.

Pounding It like a Champ!

Kobayashi also holds records for pounding lobster rolls, hamburgers, gyoza, roasted pork buns, and cow brains.  He once ate 64 tacos in 15 minutes for charity.

Thank you, Kobayashi!

Mr. Kobayashi, here at CPI we tip our hat to you and say Thank You for Pounding It So Hard.  You are an inspiration!

A Celebrity BECAUSE he Pounds It.

Let’s get with it, celebrities!  Let’s see you POUND IT!

CPI

Sir Paul McCartney Opens Up The Choo-Choo Tunnel for a Mega Pound

Whatever he’s pounding, it’s definitely vegetarian.  Go Paul!

Pound on the Run!

Hugh Grant Pounds a Fishwich as he Searches the Rough for Tartar Sauce

Got a little on your face, Hugh…  no, higher…

Hey Grant, can you chew a little quieter? I'm trying to putt over here!