Check out all the Hollywood Blondes! They are POUNDING IT!

Like any other media outlet, Celebrities Pounding It has to constantly take the temperature of the Global Media Consumer.  When we asked you, the people, whom you wanted to see Pounding It more than any other, the answer came back loud and clear.  Blondes Pounding It.  Especially blonde women, Pounding It especially hard.  And so, since we are a compliant media who always give the people whatever they want, no matter how vapid or puerile the peoples’ desires may be, here comes a huge stack of Blondes Pounding It!  Let’s start off with refreshments…

You better believe blondes have more fun, especially when they’re Pounding It! Check out Perez Hilton, Pounding the Sweet Tea!

It looks like a Share Pound to us – if only we could know the lucky sharer!

Gwyneth Paltrow is giving these tasty raviolis the Pounding that they have always desired. Nice one, Gwyneth!

Could use a little Cholula, but whatevs.

Check out Nicole Kidman, sticking it in there like she doesn’t give a shit.  Beautifully Pounded, M’lady!

A truly gorgeous Celebrity Pounder!

Here’s Heidi Montag, giving a Sweet Pounding to a single raspberry!  WOW!

Not really Pounding It, but she’s blonde, so we’re going with it.

Lady Gaga is Pounding It in a very stagy and precocious way.  Pretty amazed with the speed at which this chick fell off the national Give-A-Fuck registry.

NEXT!

Kirsten Dunst is awesome.  We have no idea what she’s Pounding, and we don’t really care.  And now, out of respect for her privacy, we’re gonna back off.

What a doll.

Okay, that’s enough for a while – we’re going to take some time off and  let the batteries recharge for a bit, maybe recapture some of the love of this business that has slipped away recently.  But if any of you PoundWatchers have a great snapshot of a celebrity really giving the business to a plate of spaghetti, or a giant platter of BBQ, or a mile-high mud pie, feel free to send it our way.  We might add it to the pantheon of Celebrities Pounding It!

Whitney Port is Pounding an Artichoke Dip Sandwich! With Cheddar!

Not a sandwich with some Artichoke Dip on it… a Sandwich Entirely Filled With Dip!  Because if she’s going to be serious about pursuing a Mixed Martial Arts title, she’s going to need to pack on a few more Pounds.

You can really taste the Artichoke!

Who Pounds It Sexier? Eva Longoria or Vin Diesel?

There is a scientific element to properly Pounding It.  The equation is basically Quantity plus Star Power times Enthusiasm.  But sometimes, you have to put that all aside and go for pure sex appeal.  So who do you pick?  First up, the beautiful Eva Longoria:

Okay, that’s pretty sexy. Vin better bring the heat if he’s gonna take the prize on this one.

Okay Mr. Diesel – whaddaya got for us?

Masculine, and yet, almost coquettish! He makes a strong case!

This is a tough call.  We put it to you, the Internet – who wins?

#CPI

Courteney Cox Pounds a Giant Bowl of Ranch Dressing. Anderson Cooper is Helpless to Stop It.

Maybe she didn’t see the giant platter of fresh vegetables. Maybe this is a new Hollywood Ranch Diet. Regardless, this is a Pounding like few we have ever seen.

Imagine slow glugs. Gluuuuuug... gluuuuuuug... gluuuuuuuug...

Hat tip to Anderson Cooper for providing this awesomeness.

Jennifer Lopez is Pounding this Creamy Coconut Popsicle with Panache

She Pounds It beautifully, no?

Yommy, creamy and coco-nutty! Nice Pound!

Justin Bieber has apparently been Pounding It Big Time!

Oh Justin – is there no end to your appetites?

Boy, he is really giving it to that fat hot dog sandwich!

Schwarzenegger remembers the days of young, easygoing Pounding…

Look how he seduces with his french fry. Masterful.

Kim Kardashian is Back on the Market… and she is Pounding It!

We’re sorry to hear that Kim and Kris didn’t last.  Marriage is a sacred promise, and not to be treated lightly.  But we think it’s always been clear, Kim’s true love is Pounding It.  Seriously.  Google “Kim Kardashian Eating.” It will blow your computer right the fuck up.

Looking for answers in a big fluffy pink cloud of cotton candy.

It’s not that they didn’t try, but when he is in love with her, and she is in love with Pounding It, problems are gonna come up.

"Geez, that woman is INSATIABLE! She wants to Pound It 7 or 8 times a day!"

Good luck to you both – we hope you find what you’re looking for.

CPI

Busy Philipps in a Double-Fist Conference Call Pounding!

Burger in each hand, got the coast on speaker, and looking like a total babe all in one shot.  Busy Philipps, we just fell in love with you.  Supreme Pounding.

There are no words. Except one. HOT.

Check out the Simple Life Reunion Pound!

Why WOULDN’T they get back together, now that the world needs their teamwork more than ever?

Paris devouring something on a stick that's been dipped in something else. Good Pounding.

And from across the crowded room, Nicole watches and waits... and pounds...

Jack Wagner in a Pounding that puts the Kardashians to shame!

Here’s Jack Wagner, rehearsing for the big wedding scene on General Hospital.  You know why he Pounds It this hard during rehearsals?  Because he’s METHOD, that’s why.

That's okay, we'll find another spatula.