We found a Girl with Far Away Eyes – it’s Sarah Jessica Parker, and she’s Sarah Jessica Pounding It!

She’s a SuperBabe and Megastar Supreme – and she is Pounding It like there’s no tomorrow!

SJP knows what Celebrity Pound Appeal is all about! Thanks to Greg Allen / Rex USA!

Star Jones Pounds It Regally!

Ms. Jones, you look AMAZING when you Pound It. We just wanted to tell you that.

Liz Taylor never Pounded It this well. Never.

Britney Pounds It Beautifully!

When it comes to stuffing a juicy burger down the Pound Hole, nobody does it quite like Britney.  You go, girl!

So Juicy!

Courteney Cox Pounds a Giant Bowl of Ranch Dressing. Anderson Cooper is Helpless to Stop It.

Maybe she didn’t see the giant platter of fresh vegetables. Maybe this is a new Hollywood Ranch Diet. Regardless, this is a Pounding like few we have ever seen.

Imagine slow glugs. Gluuuuuug... gluuuuuuug... gluuuuuuuug...

Hat tip to Anderson Cooper for providing this awesomeness.

Kim Kardashian in a Delicious Webcam Pound!

Noodles go better with Skype.  Well Pounded, Ms. Kardashian!

So Pretty! And So Pounding It!

Zac Efron is practicing a new and trendy form of Eastern-style Pounding.

A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no holes is a danish. That is no danish.

Enlightenment can be found between the sprinkles.

Ellen and Portia, Prepping for a Pounding!

Look at that poor unsuspecting biscuit sandwich on the plate.  Little does it know that Ellen has gotten out her patented Pre-Pound Tongue Prepping Stick, which she picked up on her last trip to Italy (where they know the meaning of Pounding It).  Nice work, ladies!

"Scrub back to front for maximum Pound Efficiency."

Busy Philipps in a Double-Fist Conference Call Pounding!

Burger in each hand, got the coast on speaker, and looking like a total babe all in one shot.  Busy Philipps, we just fell in love with you.  Supreme Pounding.

There are no words. Except one. HOT.

Kim Kardashian was Born to Pound It.

She is grace in motion.  The fork simply floats to her mouth.  She chews without chewing.  Nice work Kim!

An admirer from another table sent her that salmon to Pound. Much classier than sending a drink. HT to Socialite Life!

Nicole Richie looks like she’s Pounding It, but she’s really just licking the bottom bun.

Do we care?  Hell no!  Looks like a Pounding to us!

How many beverages does one skinny reality star need anyway?