Category Archives: Presidential Pounders

Former US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is Cramming It with Walnuts!

Hillary Clinton dominates.  She knows what she’s talking about and she takes action where others cower.  And here she is, Pounding a chocolate-coated ice-cream bar rolled in delicious walnuts.  Down the Yummy Tunnel with you, frozen treat!

She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016.  We all know it.

She’s gonna be a kick-ass president starting in 2016. We all know it.

UPDATED – Mrs. Clinton is in fact Cramming It with Crushed Almonds.  We apologize for the error.  #CPI

Fiscal Cliff? Averted. Pastrami sandwich? Pounded.

Sure, the deal wasn’t perfect, and people will complain, but much like a pastrami sandwich that has one slice of rye soggy from too much dressing, you buck up, you open wide and you Pound It.  May not be perfect, but it’ll do the job!

Keep on keeping on, Mr. President!

Keep on keeping on, Mr. President!

Okay, now that THAT’S all over…

If you all don’t mind, the President has a short stack of pancakes, three eggs over easy, home fries, four chicken sausages, a large cranberry juice, and a huge-ass cinnamon roll to Pound.  Nobody deserves it more than he does.

Don’t forget the Tapatio…

Congrats, Mr. President – AGAIN!

The Affordable Care Act was deemed constitutional by the Supreme Court this morning.  Nice work, sir!  Time to celebrate by Pounding a French Dip and a side of fries.

“Said it before, saying it again – I got this.”

President Obama and UK Prime Minister David Cameron are Pounding Dogs and Watching Hoops

Look at these guys – Supreme Dog Destruction during the NCAA tourney.  AMERICA IS BACK, BABY!

World Leaders, Pounding It in Unison!

Barack Obama is getting into Campaign Pound Mode!

That was an excellent State of the Union address last night.  Mr. Obama is gonna UNLOAD on whichever poor sap they put on the other podium.  Enjoy the debate applause while you can, Newt!  It’s gonna be ringing in your ears like a pleasant memory.

If I were the GOP nominee, I would be shitting my pants right about now.

 

President Obama – Victory Pounder!

So many wins for this guy, it’s hard to keep track.  Libya is on the mend, Mohamar is buh-bye, and we have One Hungry Prez who’s Ready to Pound!

Mr. Obama, you RULE.

 

Damn… JFK was one SUAVE Pounder!

Check him out! Like he was pounding it for J. Crew or something. Nice work, Mr. President!

"Ich bin ein Tastee Freeze Pounder!"

Thanks to J Michael!

Congratulations, Mr. President!

The US Armed Forces took care of business!  Lemme hear a “Yes We DID!”

That is one happy President. And he is Pounding It!

Barack Obama is gonna Pound It thru the Shutdown!

The sun is out, the birds are singing – those folks want to shut down the government instead of passing a reasonable budget?  FINE!  WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?

Barack Obama, the coolest Commander in Chief we have ever had, hands down.