This Schwarzenegger Pound is the Stuff of Nightmares.

Look at that crunched up mug – this pic is freaking us the fuck out.

Ug. No words can describe the queasiness we feel right now.

Why is this so unsettling?  What is so familiar about this particular Pound?

Whoa!  We KNEW that looked familiar!

Little Cupcake, you have the honor of being pounded by Apolo Anton Ohno, Olympian!

No one can crush it quite like the Americans.  And this cupcake is getting Pounded by one of the best!  Mock if you will, tall guy in back – but there is no I in POUND!

Pound it for America, Apolo! USA! USA! USA!