Category Archives: musician pounders

Best Selling Author, Musician, Comedian and All-Around Awesome Guy Greg Behrendt Is Pounding The Fuck Out Of A Pint Of Ice Cream.

Mr. Behrendt is a man of many talents, but we are most taken with his Pounding skills.  Nice work, sir!

Badass. Wrecking that pint.

Check him out at www.walkingtheroom.com – Greg and Dave Anthony hashing it out every week.  And pick up a copy of It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken – written by by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt.  Dude is RAD!

He’s No Stranger to Pounding It… Justin Bieber is Getting Deep In There!

Using the hands slows down the Pound.  Why would you want a Slow Pounding?  Just GET IN THERE!

Washing it down with a Jumbo Squishy made Entirely of Syrup

But you’re not the only one Pounding It, Homes!  Check out Ms. Gomez!

Who's getting deep into the what now?

Young Hollywood is Destroying the junk food!  Keep rocking it, you two!

Alicia Keys Looks Incredibly Hot as she Pounds a Single Vanilla Bean

Words escape us here at CPI. We’re just gonna leave this up and gawk at it for a while.

Whatta BABE!

Justin Timberlake – Clepto Pounder!

So here is this guy, enjoying his 7-11 breakfast sandwich, or jelly filled doughnut or twinkie or whatever the hell that is, and along comes ol JT who snatches it out of his hand and pounds it, with style we might add. Celebs, they think they can pound whatever, whenever they want.

“Hey man! That’s my… oh Justine TImberlake!”

“What did I just pound…ugg..” – Paul McCartney

We all know how the food at major sporting events are. Here we see Paul, post pounding, wondering what the hell he just ate, looking a bit under the weather. Hopefully he is enjoying the monster truck race, or Rollerball or whatever he is watching. His girlfriend looks like she is where he was.. Sorry Paul, we love ya!

For the love of God, get me the hell out of here!

Lady Gaga is Pounzzzzz… zzzz… zzzz…

Sorry, I guess we lost focus there.  For a performer as “dynamic” as the Ga, not a lot of pop in this Pound.

We can see why everyone freaks out about this chick. That's really great eyeliner.

Fancy Richie Sambora is Pounding his Pizza Crust with a Fork

Stuff it in there, Sambora!  Ya Fancy Boy!

Wawh-NE-HEDD!!

Vintage Robert Plant giving himself a little chin music before he Pounds It!

That cone is gonna get Pounded like a groupie in ’77.  That shirt is AWESOME.

"Hello ice cream cone, nice to meet you. I'm Robert Plant. Prepare to be destroyed."

Special thanks to Michael Carter for finding this pic, along with a few more Celebrities Pounding It.  We will post them soon!

Sasha Grey is POUNDING IT!

High points for commitment to the Pound.  But there is a better way…

Peeling the Pound will Sweeten the Pound

Just check out musical genius, fashion trendsetter and MegaPounder Andre 3000 – Dre knows what it’s all about!

It's better this way, Sasha - trust us.

Elton John, Pounding It but not Enjoying It

Tucked behind the shrubberies, Sir Elton Pounds a big crispy cracker.  And he looks none too happy about it.

Maybe he looks grumpy because he's Pounding the most boring thing imaginable. Oh, to be a Kardashian!