Category Archives: Model Pounders

Here is Kate Upton, Pre-Pound (because nobody wants to see that dazzling smile full of chewed-up hamburger)

Kate Upton – what a BABE!  Just use your imagination to experience her Actually Pounding It.

We think these folks won the "Have Kate Upton Pound It In Your Office" Sweepstakes, but there is nothing about it on her Website. Hints? Send them our way. #CPI

How do you Pound something that doesn’t want to be Pounded?

You just Pound It.  And if it crawls back out, it was never yours to Pound.  Just ask Janice Dickinson.

Look at that little guy - how he pleads with his eyes!

Naomi Campbell is Pounding It!

Delicious.  Enough said.

Don't get any on ya, Naomi!

We can’t tell if this is Britney or Courtney, but it’s a Pounding regardless.

Hey you, whoever you are, Pound this super sour apple and smile for the camera!

Definitely Britney.

Heidi Klum, Quarter Pounder Pounder

Starting to think Heidi gets a cut of McDonald’s sales.  She Pounds the Golden Arches pretty frequently – check the CPI archives!

One of the hottest Pounders we have seen!

Pamela Anderson is Pounding a Vegan Chicken Sandwich

How they got all the meat out of that chicken is beyond me.  SCIENCE!

She is tearing into that sandwich, which is fine because vegan chickens don't have faces.

Heidi Klum could probably fit a few more noodles on that fork, but still, Well Pounded, Heidi!

Quite a babe.  Quite a pounding.

We'd Pound That.

Cameron Diaz is Pounding It!

That faraway gaze?  That serenity?  That focus?  Cameron is Being the Pound!

Even mid-Pound, Cameron likes to see her next Pounding eye-to-eye.

Agyness Deyn – Pounder of Olympian Standing

She’s an Olympian, because I guess she was in the Clash of the Titans remake.  She’s a Pounder, because – well, look at her!  She is POUNDING it!

There may still be a little room on that fork for more green beans...

A Split Char-Dog Pounding, Courtesy of Jennifer Lopez

She knows how the pound is done and done right.  Jam it in and save the regrets for another day.

Serious shove-it-in-your-face POUND!