Category Archives: Ice Cream Pounders

Vice President Joe Biden is Pounding the Living Daylights out of this Choco Dip Cone!

We love this guy.  There’s no two ways around it.  He’s a VP who makes it all look sensible.  And he knows how to Pound It.  Need proof?  Here it is…

Super Jock over there probably doesn’t even realize that he is standing next to Greatness. Nice Pound, sir!

Best Selling Author, Musician, Comedian and All-Around Awesome Guy Greg Behrendt Is Pounding The Fuck Out Of A Pint Of Ice Cream.

Mr. Behrendt is a man of many talents, but we are most taken with his Pounding skills.  Nice work, sir!

Badass. Wrecking that pint.

Check him out at www.walkingtheroom.com – Greg and Dave Anthony hashing it out every week.  And pick up a copy of It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken – written by by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt.  Dude is RAD!

Jennifer Lopez is Pounding this Creamy Coconut Popsicle with Panache

She Pounds It beautifully, no?

Yommy, creamy and coco-nutty! Nice Pound!

Kirstie Alley is Pounding the Sweet Sweet Creamy Sweetness!

Kirstie is such a babe – we could watch her Pound It all day long.  She recently stunned the audience at NY Fashion Week with her stunning weight loss – good for you, Kirstie! We still like to see you Pounding It, though!

Anyone else feel like going out for ice cream right now?

 

Damn… JFK was one SUAVE Pounder!

Check him out! Like he was pounding it for J. Crew or something. Nice work, Mr. President!

"Ich bin ein Tastee Freeze Pounder!"

Thanks to J Michael!

This Schwarzenegger Pound is the Stuff of Nightmares.

Look at that crunched up mug – this pic is freaking us the fuck out.

Ug. No words can describe the queasiness we feel right now.

Why is this so unsettling?  What is so familiar about this particular Pound?

Whoa!  We KNEW that looked familiar!

Rick “Man on Cone” Santorum is Pounding a Sweet Chocolate Dip!

Check him out.  He is locking up the Tastee-Frost vote right in front of your eyes.

This isn't a Pounding Contest, Mr. Santorum. You don't have to jam it all down at once.

And of course, in politics, if you have a Pound, you will likely have a CounterPound.  For the opposition – Rachel Maddow.

We don't think Ms. Maddow is aware that she is supplying the Rebuttal Pound to Mr. Santorum. Still, she makes a good point.

Vintage Robert Plant giving himself a little chin music before he Pounds It!

That cone is gonna get Pounded like a groupie in ’77.  That shirt is AWESOME.

"Hello ice cream cone, nice to meet you. I'm Robert Plant. Prepare to be destroyed."

Special thanks to Michael Carter for finding this pic, along with a few more Celebrities Pounding It.  We will post them soon!

Barack Obama is gonna Pound It thru the Shutdown!

The sun is out, the birds are singing – those folks want to shut down the government instead of passing a reasonable budget?  FINE!  WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?

Barack Obama, the coolest Commander in Chief we have ever had, hands down.

 

 

Justin Bieber – Pounding Pinkberry!

Justin Bieber feat. Green Tea and Pomegranite Swirl.  Who’s not gonna go for that?

Lap it up, ya goofball!