We’re sorry to hear that Kim and Kris didn’t last. Marriage is a sacred promise, and not to be treated lightly. But we think it’s always been clear, Kim’s true love is Pounding It. Seriously. Google “Kim Kardashian Eating.” It will blow your computer right the fuck up.
Looking for answers in a big fluffy pink cloud of cotton candy.
It’s not that they didn’t try, but when he is in love with her, and she is in love with Pounding It, problems are gonna come up.
"Geez, that woman is INSATIABLE! She wants to Pound It 7 or 8 times a day!"
Good luck to you both – we hope you find what you’re looking for.
CPI
