Is this Cort McCown, Party Jock from “Can’t Buy Me Love,” Pounding It?

You know who I’m talking about, right?  The guy who comes to the party and says “Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!”  Screw-top wine jock?  Is it?

Here he is, Pounding wine again, but very prematurely this time.

Michael Ian Black is Pounding It like a Gentleman!

Here at CPI, it’s not always Pound Quantity that matters – sometimes it’s Pound Quality.  As an illustration of our point, please regard Mr. Michael Ian Black as he Pounds a single olive within an inch of its briny little life.  We salute you, sir!

Classy as fuck!