Morgan Spurlock, always the provocateur and “terrible infant” of the modern documentary cycle, is shoving into your face the exact burger that made him feel like this.
Looks like he’s about to yak. Because he IS about to yak.
There he goes…
It also made him feel like this…
Beep… beep… beep…
Actually, he was just taking a call in this one.
What is it about this barely-digestable little greasebag (the Big Mac, not Mr. Spurlock) that is so impossible for so many people worldwide to resist?
In France, they call it Le Big Mac.
They may love it all over the world, but that disgusting little burger is 100% American thru and thru!
Yow! How about a side of cheddar cheese stuffed cornbread lard balls with kickin’ jalapeno honey jam to go along with that?
What can you do? But as long as Mr. Spurlock learned his lesson about proper diet, then everything is gonna be…
Nothing more to add. Stay healthy, Pounders! #CPI
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Here we see Neil Armstrong as he Pounds his final earth meal before blasting into the cosmos. On the menu? Chicken wings scattered across a huge fried ostrich egg, over easy. No fruit cup, please.
Fuck yeah he’ll take some pepper on that!
Got a big date with Liv Tyler to Pound a shitload of fries. Time to get prepped!
Insert fist and rotate at the wrist – clockwise first, then counterclockwise. Repeat. Many times.
Ms. Tyler is already at the table, pre-stretched and ready to Pound It!
Does Corddry know what he’s up against?
Three beautiful secret agents with the skills and the smarts, and better yet, who know how to Pound It! We have eight treatments in development – here’s the first one. Check out the eye candy!
Brooke Shields is the brunette Angel who Pounds Apples, speaks 183 languages and dialects, and designs custom weapons systems for rebel armies.
Busy Philipps is the blonde Angel who Pounds Pizza and looks adorable doing so, but is also a master of disguises and fights MMA in her time off.
And of course, we all know who the ass-kicking redhead Pretzel Pounding Angel is gonna be…
And if you can fit Crispin into it again, he likes to Pound Kebabs, but we haven’t figured out what kind of meat and veggie combo suits him. We are open to suggestions. But probably lamb and onion. And cherry tomatoes.
Do you love it, or do you love it? You love it, right? Give us a jingle! #CPI
Apparently his table mate thinks it’s hilarious.
He's got the 1000 Pound Stare...
The forks are RIGHT THERE! Below the napkins! We at CPI love a good Pounding, but this is just dangerous. Thanks for the pic, Michael J!
Jackass the Prequel.
Good ol’ Bear was making a point about survival, because survival is his thing. And then he tweeted this.
We didn't think the water in Los Angeles was THAT bad...
A Pound is a Pound is a Pound. Well done, Mr. Grylls!
Courtesy of Michael J, who found the pic on some other site, here is Kenny Baker taking a break from being stuck in a little tin barrel in the blazing desert sun. As you can see, he is Pounding the fuck outta that hot dog.
Hey Squarebot, keep your eyes on your own Pound!
What is with this guy? And why can’t everyone Pound It as hard as he does?
Sashimi takes too long. Must Pound Now!