Check out all the Hollywood Blondes! They are POUNDING IT!

Like any other media outlet, Celebrities Pounding It has to constantly take the temperature of the Global Media Consumer.  When we asked you, the people, whom you wanted to see Pounding It more than any other, the answer came back loud and clear.  Blondes Pounding It.  Especially blonde women, Pounding It especially hard.  And so, since we are a compliant media who always give the people whatever they want, no matter how vapid or puerile the peoples’ desires may be, here comes a huge stack of Blondes Pounding It!  Let’s start off with refreshments…

You better believe blondes have more fun, especially when they’re Pounding It! Check out Perez Hilton, Pounding the Sweet Tea!

It looks like a Share Pound to us – if only we could know the lucky sharer!

Gwyneth Paltrow is giving these tasty raviolis the Pounding that they have always desired. Nice one, Gwyneth!

Could use a little Cholula, but whatevs.

Check out Nicole Kidman, sticking it in there like she doesn’t give a shit.  Beautifully Pounded, M’lady!

A truly gorgeous Celebrity Pounder!

Here’s Heidi Montag, giving a Sweet Pounding to a single raspberry!  WOW!

Not really Pounding It, but she’s blonde, so we’re going with it.

Lady Gaga is Pounding It in a very stagy and precocious way.  Pretty amazed with the speed at which this chick fell off the national Give-A-Fuck registry.

NEXT!

Kirsten Dunst is awesome.  We have no idea what she’s Pounding, and we don’t really care.  And now, out of respect for her privacy, we’re gonna back off.

What a doll.

Okay, that’s enough for a while – we’re going to take some time off and  let the batteries recharge for a bit, maybe recapture some of the love of this business that has slipped away recently.  But if any of you PoundWatchers have a great snapshot of a celebrity really giving the business to a plate of spaghetti, or a giant platter of BBQ, or a mile-high mud pie, feel free to send it our way.  We might add it to the pantheon of Celebrities Pounding It!

Amanda Seyfried is Destroying a Giant Raw Peeled Russet Potato! Now THAT’S Pounding It!

Frying? Baking? Roasting? Those are all potato-cooking processes that suck up valuable Pounding Time.  Just peel the damn thing!

It gets no fresher than this! Nice Pound, Amanda!

We found a Girl with Far Away Eyes – it’s Sarah Jessica Parker, and she’s Sarah Jessica Pounding It!

She’s a SuperBabe and Megastar Supreme – and she is Pounding It like there’s no tomorrow!

SJP knows what Celebrity Pound Appeal is all about! Thanks to Greg Allen / Rex USA!

Whitney Port is Pounding an Artichoke Dip Sandwich! With Cheddar!

Not a sandwich with some Artichoke Dip on it… a Sandwich Entirely Filled With Dip!  Because if she’s going to be serious about pursuing a Mixed Martial Arts title, she’s going to need to pack on a few more Pounds.

You can really taste the Artichoke!

DeGeneDeRossires! And they’re Pounding It!

CUTE! But what’s with the dude watching?  GET POUNDING, DUDE!

Are they totes adorbs or WHAT?

A Milkshake Pounding for the Ages! Nice Work, Natalie and Justin!

Natalie Portman (left) and Justin Timberlake know how to put together a photo-ready Pounding that is perfect for public consumption.

Justin decided whipped cream sounded good, but he already finished his milkshake. What would you have done?

Kim Cattrall in a Homespun, Bulky-Sweatered Green-Apple Pound!

Ever since Porky’s, Ms. Cattrall has been the ideal.  Such a BABE!  And look at the work she’s doing on that Granny Smith!  She is POUNDING IT!

Don’t you just want to take her home and curl up in front of the fireplace with her?

Hey Drew Barrymore – We’re Putting the Final Touches on “Charlie’s Angels 3: Penny Wise, Pound Foolish”, So Shoot Us an Email If You Want To Talk.

Three beautiful secret agents with the skills and the smarts, and better yet, who know how to Pound It!   We have eight treatments in development – here’s the first one.  Check out the eye candy!

Brooke Shields is the brunette Angel who Pounds Apples, speaks 183 languages and dialects, and designs custom weapons systems for rebel armies.

Busy Philipps is the blonde Angel who Pounds Pizza and looks adorable doing so, but is also a master of disguises and fights MMA in her time off.

And of course, we all know who the ass-kicking redhead Pretzel Pounding Angel is gonna be…

And if you can fit Crispin into it again, he likes to Pound Kebabs, but we haven’t figured out what kind of meat and veggie combo suits him. We are open to suggestions. But probably lamb and onion. And cherry tomatoes.

Do you love it, or do you love it?  You love it, right?  Give us a jingle!  #CPI

Courteney Cox Pounds a Giant Bowl of Ranch Dressing. Anderson Cooper is Helpless to Stop It.

Maybe she didn’t see the giant platter of fresh vegetables. Maybe this is a new Hollywood Ranch Diet. Regardless, this is a Pounding like few we have ever seen.

Imagine slow glugs. Gluuuuuug... gluuuuuuug... gluuuuuuuug...

Hat tip to Anderson Cooper for providing this awesomeness.

He’s No Stranger to Pounding It… Justin Bieber is Getting Deep In There!

Using the hands slows down the Pound.  Why would you want a Slow Pounding?  Just GET IN THERE!

Washing it down with a Jumbo Squishy made Entirely of Syrup

But you’re not the only one Pounding It, Homes!  Check out Ms. Gomez!

Who's getting deep into the what now?

Young Hollywood is Destroying the junk food!  Keep rocking it, you two!